Voyager Caption Contest #61: It's a new dawn...

[Velocity]

Janeway chose her next romantic partner:

Janeway: Defrost the first one--I feel like a little Carl Sagan tonight. We'll have billions and billions of...what is taking so long!?

 

[Nerys Myk]

Machine Gun Picard Tours the Caption Contests

PICARD: Die Borg scum!!!

KATE OF BORG: Oops, wrong floor.

His next stop

 

[DGCatAniSiri]

Even the Borg have been hit by the recession.

 

[M'Sharak]

"His name is Bobby. He looks like a potato."

"Aw. Well, you know, that's too bad, Resh, but... why don't you just sit back and
have a nice cup of I'LLMAKEYOURBRAINFRY until we get where we're going, 'K?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Here's a png of Machine Gun Picard for any who want to use him:

 

[Mistral]

Paramount's secret-the "B" list character actors kept in deep freeze until they were needed...

 

[Finn]

Picard: Die, TATV..... oops, wrong forum. Sorry guys

 

[Isis]

Thanks for last time's win, Yeoman Randi!

Kes thought she'd deal with shrinking Neelix's favorite suit by putting on her best Lucille Ball face. It didn't have any effect on Neelix's mood, but all of a sudden he inexplicably got the urge to say, "You gah some splainin' to do."

"The X Factor" attracted the strangest contestants.

Man between Janeway and Chakotay: "Did anyone else try the lemonade?"

The Voyager crew had heard some business-class hotels were chintzy with room size, but the rooms they booked on priceline.com were ridiculous.

 

[Isis]

Janeway to Chakotay (OS): "On second thought, why don't we skip tonight's singles dance?"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Loquar: Is that Lego I see on your uniform?
Garon: Bitch please. At least I don't look like a trailer park Sontaran.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Ladies and Gentlemen in their 300th Anniversary Reunion Tour: THE BACKSTREET BOYS!!!!

PARIS: I don't think thats the original line up...

 

[Isis]

When the local theater group decided to put on "The Wizard of Oz," everyone wanted to be the Tin Man.

 

[Isis]

The chief criticism of Voyager was that the performances were mechanical.

 

[Isis]

The Voyager-Flying Nun crossover was not only poorly received, people threatened to stop watching television all together.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Greetings fellow Voyagers! Due to circumstances beyond my control (i moved) i will be letting this contest run until Sunday, whence i will whip out the winners and a new contest.

Until then, stay thirsty my friends.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Hold on there Granny! This contest is now officially closed. But don't pop an artery, there's a new one just waiting for you around the corner.....

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