Voyager Caption Contest #50: Not tonight dear.... i have a headache.

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  1. Schistocerca

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    Chakotay - What happened to you?
    Torres - I've been cleaning out the plasma manifold.
    Chakotay - Is it wrong that I am immensly turned on by you right now?
    Paris - Sorry commander, I have dibs on scrubbing her back..
    Chakotay - Rock, Paper, Sissors?
    Paris - OK
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    Chakotay - ROCK...
    Paris - SPOCK....
    Chakotay - Damn I always lose....


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    Seven - NEVER again...
    Neelix - I promise not to bite next time...

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    EMH - I assure you, holograms do not fart!!!

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    Girl - Oh erm yeah you were erm good too....
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  10. Yeoman Randi

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    This contest is now officially closed. But don't sweat the small stuff, there 's a new one on the horizon:

    http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=140449

    Right now it is incorrectly labeled #52, but it IS #51. That'll teach me not to start drinking before 11 am........
     
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