Voyager Caption Contest #50: Not tonight dear.... i have a headache.

[Schistocerca]

Re: Voyager Caption Contest #50: Not tonight dear.... i have a headach

Neelix: And next time Seven, remember to put the iron down BEFORE you pick up the phone!

 

[Isis]

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Chakotay: "Something tells me you weren't the right choice to papertrain the tribbles."

 

[Candlelight]

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Chakotay: "Captain, I found this woman in a crashed EEV. She claims we should be worried about an 8 foot killing machine with acid for blood."
Janeway: "THIS ISN'T SLIDERS!! Next storyline please."

 

[Isis]

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Neelix: "I hate working at K-Mart. And these damn bar codes are the worst part of it."

 

[T'Girl]

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B'Elanna:
"When Tom said he wanted to introduce "scat play" into our personal life, I thought he meant a type of music."

 

[NX-01]

Re: Voyager Caption Contest #50: Not tonight dear.... i have a headach

Chakotay - What happened to you?
Torres - I've been cleaning out the plasma manifold.
Chakotay - Is it wrong that I am immensly turned on by you right now?
Paris - Sorry commander, I have dibs on scrubbing her back..
Chakotay - Rock, Paper, Sissors?
Paris - OK
Chakotay & Paris - 1, 2, 3....
Chakotay - ROCK...
Paris - SPOCK....
Chakotay - Damn I always lose....

Seven - NEVER again...
Neelix - I promise not to bite next time...

EMH - I assure you, holograms do not fart!!!

Paris - For the last time Harry your supposed to fight the opposition!!

Kim - OH MY GOD YOU WERE AMAZING!!!
Girl - Oh erm yeah you were erm good too....
Kim - Really??? Oh good, I've not had much practise..
Girl - Really? I'd never have guessed..

 

[Isis]

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Chakotay: "I guess I should have made a left turn at Albuquerque."

 

[Isis]

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Janeway: "Maybe we'd get an image if you actually turned the viewscreen on, Genius."

 

[Isis]

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Chakotay: "Sorry, Captain, I must have steered us into a lens flare storm."

The EMH hated having to do poster sessions to keep up his medical certification.

Paris: "Doc, you designed a great ice hockey holoprogram except for one thing."

EMH: "What's that, Mr. Paris?"

Paris: "The ice rink shouldn't be kept at room temperature."

 

[Yeoman Randi]

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This contest is now officially closed. But don't sweat the small stuff, there 's a new one on the horizon:

http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=140449

Right now it is incorrectly labeled #52, but it IS #51. That'll teach me not to start drinking before 11 am........