Voyager Caption Contest #42: "Clean-up In Aisle Five"

[ThankQ]

Let's see now, I picked up the dry cleaning, made my deposit, unloaded the dishwasher, I know there was something else.., got the dogfood, set out the roast to thaw... oh yeah! Summon Satan's minions of death and pain from the firey depths of Hell itself! It was right there on my list. Sometimes I swear if my head weren't screwed on...

 

[ThankQ]

"You know, if you were to swipe that corn cobb from Janeway's ass I'd show you what you can really do with it."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Sulu: You know, I like my coffee like I like my men. Black.

Tuvok, under his breath: Oh, shit.

Sulu: "Then again, I wouldn't mind a little... cream with that..."

Tuvok, under his breath: "Ohshitohshitohshit!"

Chacotay: Over intercomm, "Chacotay to Tuvok; safety protocols in Holodeck 2 have gone done."

Tuvok: under his breath: "shitshitshitshitshit!"

 

[Gary7]

Tuvok: "Captain Sulu, I've learned that collecting all kinds of vintage weaponry is a huge hobby for you. So, I thought you might appreciate this howitzer shell from WWII."
Sulu: "Oh my, Tuvok. What a large projectile you've got!"

 

[alte]

Re: Voyager Caption Contest #42: "Tweak-up In Aisle Five"

Sulu: Ahhh...Vulcan coffee! Tweak Factor...INFINITY!

 

[alte]

 

[alte]

Re: Voyager Caption Contest #42: "Clean-up In Aisle 100"

Holy Crimea, Batman...100 posts. Just when I thought I had a life...photoshopping is a curse.

Oh...DAMN YOU!

DAMN YOU ALL TO HEEEEEEELLLLLLL!!!!!

 

[alte]

Oh yeah...this happened about the same time...

 

[tharpdevenport]

Tuvok: "I'm sorry, captain -- but the whole premise of the film is flawed; one cannot go back in time to stop an event from occuring, as logic would then dictate if said event never occured, then that individule would have had no reason to go back threw time."

Janesway: "neverstoppedus..."

Tuvok: "I find the entire thing highly illogical and ... he's sitting right behind me, isn't he?"

 

[alte]

Neelix: "Well, at least I can't look any worse than Butthead. Oh, Tom, did I say that in front of you? I'm sorry, she's uh...a very handsome woman!"

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Thank you all for playing! This contest is now officially closed but fear not! A new one has begun. Simply follow the yellow brick road or click on the link to find your way there~

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