Voyager Caption Contest #42: "Clean-up In Aisle Five"

[Nerys Myk]

KES: I swear to god, Sauron or what ever your name is, I'm not a Hobbit and I dont have a bloody ring!!!!!

 

[Isis]

Tom: Avatar looks the same to me on standard and 3-D.

Janeway: You do realize you don't have any depth perception, right?

 

[Smellincoffee]

Neelix attempted so very hard to convince Kes he was more suave than Paris.

Tuvok: It would appear they only made use of this technology to convince the audience that things were being thrown at them, captain. Most illogical.

Ocampans menestrual cycles were particularly dangerous.

 

[LeadHead]

Tom: Avatar looks the same to me on standard and 3-D.

Janeway: You do realize you don't have any depth perception, right?

I like it, captions crossing over from another contest with photoshopping!

LeadHead approves.

 

[Bob Karo]

"Star Trek: Series ?" finally gets the go ahead for production.

 

[Isis]

Tom: Avatar looks the same to me on standard and 3-D.

Janeway: You do realize you don't have any depth perception, right?

I like it, captions crossing over from another contest with photoshopping!

LeadHead approves.

LeadHead, you provided great starting material in the first place!

 

[Isis]

Neelix: “It was between this and the Justin Bieber look."

Paris (to self): "Whoever said two wrongs don't make a right sure knew what they were talking about."

 

[LeadHead]

Kes: It's like these huge waves of fire surrounding me everywhere, all over the place-

Doctor: I wish I hadn't asked you to describe your fever.

 

[Supernuke]

Unbeknownst to Janeway, the real reason Tuvok left Starfleet all those years ago was about to be revealed; He was court marshalled for putting exlax in Captain Sulu's morning tea!

 

[Mistral]

EMH: "Now, this is what a brain looks like..."

Neelix: "Do I have one of those in here?"

Kes went looking for Neelix's brain from the inside...

The crew gathered in the special viewing room with their highly sophisticated optical devices to view the holographic view of Neelix's brain.

Captain Sulu: "One day you'll go from serving coffee to examining brains, you mark my words!"

Tuvok: "Oh, goody."

 

[Supernuke]

Lien: You're canning me for some Borg with big knockers??!!!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Kes: "The roof! The Roof! The roof is on fire!!!"

 

[LeadHead]

Janeway: (thinking to herself) Why doesn't Tuvok put his arm around me?

Tuvok: I'm married.

Janeway: Oh, right and telepathic.

 

[M'Sharak]

"Yes. Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her, so much... it-it- the f - it -flam - flames.
Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breath... "

 

[Isis]

Janeway (OS): "So what's Harry's problem? I don't see anything wrong with that brain."

EMH: "For starters, this is an image of his left testicle."

 

[Nerys Myk]

EMH: Cool, where did we get the Lectroid?

 

[LeadHead]

Kes: I love Neelix, may God strike me down if I lie!

....

Whoops!

 

[Captain Crow]

Movie, male voice: Look at the size of this!

Janeway: 3-D porn sucks! All they do is just wave things at the camera.

Sulu: You know, I like my coffee like I like my men. Black.

Tuvok, under his breath: Oh, shit.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Sulu: You know, I like my coffee like I like my men. Black.

Tuvok, under his breath: Oh, shit.

Sulu: "Then again, I wouldn't mind a little... cream with that..."

Tuvok, under his breath: "Ohshitohshitohshit!"

 

[Mistral]

"Yes. Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her, so much... it-it- the f - it -flam - flames.
Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breath... "

What a lame caption. You don't have a CLUE how this is done, do you?