Voyager Caption Contest #40 "It's in the Details"

[Jptrekker]

Okay Randi, when I saw the borgy bunch picture this was the first thing I thought of:

The Sound of Music...Voyager Style!

Resistance is Futile; you will be assimilated by the Sound of Music!

Then again, how about that Borgy Bunch!

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Seven: "Trust me this little blue pill will keep him up for at least 4 hrs"

Jeren: (Gets excited look on face)"Reeeeaaaalllly?"

 

[Isis]

Random Passerby (OS): "Young people these days...always have to dress to shock...first, tattoos...then, pants around their ankles and body piercing...now these get-ups. In my day, we knew how to dress properly...yada...yada...yada..."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Borg Brat: "Can we assimilate yet?"
Borg Collective: "No."
Borg Brat: "Can we assimilate yet?"
Borg Collective: "No."
Borg Brat: "Can we assimilate yet?"
Borg Collective: "No."
Borg Brat: "Can we assimilate yet?"
Borg Collective: "No""
Borg Brat: "Can we assimilate yet?"
Borg Collective: "If you don't settle down, we'll turn this cube right around and go back."
Borg Brat 2: "How can anyone tell if the cube turns around?"
Borg Collective: "That's it..."

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Midway through the contest Yeoman Randi was shocked and deeply disappointed that no enhancements were made to the patient lying on the bed.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Janeway: "What are you supposed to be?"
Icheb: "The Borgus Frat!"
in unison: "Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!"

 

[Velocity]

Thrilllller....You will be assimilated....Thriller....Resistance is futile...

 

[Isis]

Maitre D' (OS): "Sorry, Sir. You do exude a certain gravitas, but we can't seat anyone without a jacket and tie."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Gandhi: "I would have expected the official greeter at such an upscale costume ball to be more knowledgeable of historic figures. I am, of course, Mahatma Gandhi. My friend here is, obviously, Lord Byron. As for the trekkie, he's not with us."

 

[Finn]

Vorik: My inverted illogical passion to your isoplasmic barbarbic heart....
B'Elanna: You need to get out of Engineering more

Doc: Do you play music here?

Icheb: Is yours chafing as much as mine?

HoloGandhi: Kes, will you takes this man....
Harry (OS, walks into holodeck): Oh my. I didn't realize...
Tom (OS, next to Harry): For Great Forest' sake, Kes has been gone for three years now

Barclay: Moritary?!? Where did you come from....what mobile emitter?

Moritary (OS, grinning): Did you really think they left me on Veridian III?

 

[Isis]

Vorik: "You look mah-velous, Bubala."

Torres: "Sorry, that's B'Elanna."

 

[LeadHead]

Seven: I'm afraid he's dead.

Patient: Hey Doc! I'm not dead!

Seven: Excuse me, I'll be the judge of that!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Thank you all for playing! This contest is officially closed but have no fear, a new one has raised its ugly head. Just follow the yellow brick road:

http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?p=4539796#post4539796