Contest: ENTER Voyager caption contest #195 Exterior shot

[tharpdevenport]

Doctor: "Are you sure this is the only way to get to the Phantom Zone?"

Janeway: "Look, it's either this or some stupid shit like ripping of a logo off your chest and throwing it at somebody. Blow the airlock."

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Kim: The fire suppression system is offline!
Janeway: Mr. Kim, you know Captain Obvious is not a real captain, right?

[Cue 'Chariots of Fire' Music]

Tuvok: Sensors indicate the formation of an H-Type Nebula... and it is growing. It will consume this sector in 36.9 hours. A precisely modulated phaser beam will halt its expansion.

Janeway: Time for a little Preparation-H, eh Tuvok? Fire!

 

[Leviathan]

Voyager attacks a Plot Hole

 

[Qonundrum]

Thx for the win!

This week's psychoses:

Janeway: "Q, this isn't funny and I still won't go out with you."
Q: "But Kathy, you're so hot!"

Tuvok: "The Borg are hit but they are sending out a new form of distress signal. It may be a ruse."

 

[Qonundrum]

Tuvok: "It seems the Borg have assimilated a new species. If only they assimilated Snap, Crackle, and Pop before invading Earth then we never would have lost our fleet to Locutus."
Janeway: "Neelix, break out the coffee, this is going to be a real treat."

The 11th Doctor Who: "Sorry Clara. This crack not only affects the causal nexus, it also opens the gateway to television crossover specials. Here we go..."

 

[2takesfrakes]

ALIEN COMMANDER (to subordinate): "Didn't I tell you this once before, already? Never get behind an out-of-solar-system starship with a 'handicap' license plate!"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Harry: "Captain, there's got to be a better way to pop that extra-large container of Jiffy Pop."

Janeway: "Don't tell me how to Jiffy Pop! No promotion for you!"

 

[Orac]

Captain Janeway: Not this shit again!

 

[Catarina]

You guys have not failed to deliver. I will rotate this week. To spare empty promises no more "later. Tonight. Tomorrow"

 

[Catarina]

CONTEST CLOSED I'm constructing the next as we speak.

 

[Herbert]

I know it's over but......

EMH: When I said "photon's be free", this is not what I had in mind.

 

[Catarina]

I know it's over but......

EMH: When I said "photon's be free", this is not what I had in mind.

That's a winner in my eyes