Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #181 Wake up and smell the coffee!

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  1. The Green Monster

    The Green Monster Bad Batch of TrekBBS Premium Member

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    Welcome to the new contest. I'm looking forward to doing these contests for a while. First of all, the winners from the last contest. I was hoping for more but here goes...

    The "Neo Treatment" award goes to JirinPanthosa
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    KES: I tried to explain our sessions to Tom but he kept going on about some ancient Earth movie called The Matrix.
    TUVOK: That boy ain't right.


    The "Don't mess with the Bun" award goes to Nerys Myk[​IMG]
    TUVOK: If you say it's for massaging, then I believe you.

    The "Always bring food to a party" award goes to A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees
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    Tuvok: Kes, this candlelight dinner is thoughtful. I am flattered that you think of me this way, but there are ... problems.

    Kes: You don't have to say it.. you're married...

    Tuvok
    : You forgot the food. Clearly I have not been effective developing your telepathic ability

    The "Bob Barker" award goes to Nebusj
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    Price Is Right Announcer: ``Kes, you're about to play ... PLINKO!''



    The "Leola root can wait" award goes to Laura Cynthia Chambers[​IMG]
    Neelix: "Oh, goodness. I think I left a pot of leo-"
    Kes: "Sit down."
    Neelix: "Yes, ma'am


    Congratulations and thank you for playing!

    Now, for the next batch, they are from Season Seven (I'll go through the seasons backwards), with Janeway. For the last picture, I'll use a screenshot from one of the cast member's earlier (or latter) work.

    Good luck

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    @Akiraprise please unpin the #179 contest and pin up this one. Thank you
     
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  2. Hutchy01

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    Fletcher: Mrs Columbo, Does your husband always have that cigar?

    Looking forward to a new direction in these contests, should be an interesting change. Good luck.
     
  3. Sad Kelpian Child

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    JANEWAY: Okay Mr Kim, I'll listen to your Powerpoint presentation for why you deserve a promotion.

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    JANEWAY: I know you were the one who stole my coffee. Now we're going to spend some alone time.

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    JANEWAY: I was thinking of getting a tattoo. Any recommendations?

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    JANEWAY: What do you think of my Halloween costume?
    SEVEN: Too soon.

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    The day Brannon Braga got drunk and pitched a holodeck Mrs Columbo crossover.
     
  4. tharpdevenport

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    Janeway: "Tell me one more time about my 'bad hairdo'..."


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    Kate (inner monologue): "I shouldn't have complained to the producers about the constant stream of bad new hairdos..."


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    "Have you tried my assistant? I hear Kate loves to solve a mystery. She's a real a Columbo."
     
  5. The Return of Zombie Cheerleader

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    Janeway: Keep still. One false move and that tribble will swallow you whole.
     
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    Where in the Delta Quadrant will YOU be when your diarrhea comes back?


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    Janeway of Borg: Hey, wait a minute. I'm a Borg, why do I still want coffee?
     
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    MULGREW: Maybe the bun wasn't so bad.
     
  8. Triskelion

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    Good luck Finn! :bolian:
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    Janeway: No, by all means Ensign Kim... "The Kimtones" is a great name. For a k-pop girl group.

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    Janeway: Complain once more and the weave gets it. Oh sorry I thought you were my chief engineer.

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    Janeway: So what does "akoochee moya" mean, anyway?
    Chakotay: "Hey Aqualung".
    Janeway: What tribe was that again?
    Chakotay: A Little River Band.
    Janeway: ...Yeah.... I've got my eye on you.


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    Janeway: I AM LOCUTUS OF BORG...FROM THIS TIME FORTH, YOUR SPECIES WILL WEAR A BERET AND ENJOY MIME.
    Borg: HAHAHAHAHA NOW DO CROSIS TRYING TO INSTALL SNAPCHAT AGAIN
    Janeway: WHAT THE... DERP PROTOCOL ... SNAPTALK IS IRRELEVANT
    Borg: HAHAHA COMEDIC DEATH IS IRRELEVANT

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    Marple: Does your husband the inspector always come back in after withdrawing?
    Mrs. Columbo: Nope.
     
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  9. Leviathan

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    JaneBorg: Implants are the new black.
     
  10. Laura Cynthia Chambers

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    Janeway (thinking): "Everybody was giving me funny looks in the mess hall today. I wonder why..."

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    Janeway: "That Picard thinks he's so great. Well, I can be smug like that, too. 'Hey, I'm Jean-Luc Picard and I'm so awesome everybody else should agree with me or just shut up.'"
    Picard (offscreen on comms): "Or try saying, quote, computer, end transmission, unquote."
    Janeway: "That too..."
     
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    The moment the two candidates to take over from Geneviéve Bujold waited to hear who'd gotten the part.
     
  12. Leviathan

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    Janeway: Computer freeze program. This holonovel is terrible, we saw the killer in the opening scene...now I'm just being annoying asking questions. Toss the entire series into that space-time vortex we just passed.
     
  14. Triskelion

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    Mrs. Columbo: Who wrote "Murder" across the wall?
    Jessica Fletcher: It's what I do.
     
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    Janeway regretted letting the Doctor choose the holoprogram.
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    "HypoMaster II: Take Your Best Shot?"
     
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    Janeway: Are you a Klingon?

    (Kinda liking Discovery but those Klingons looks weird)
     
  17. A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees

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    TFTW!

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    Mulgrew: What can I do to make Jeri's life miserable?

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    Mulgrew: This costume is so uncomfortable. Note to self: Don't go to war against the producer's girlfriend.

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    Chakotay: ... and so, this hologram of Kathryn is physically an exact duplicate in every way?
    Doctor: Yes. In every way
    Chakotay: Thank you, Doctor. You're dismissed. Oh, before you leave.... hang this 'Do Not Disturb' sign on the holodeck door. Thanks.
     
  18. Triskelion

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    Chakotay: My people have a saying....
    Janeway: I'm lovin' it?
    Chakotay: No....
    Janeway: A mind is a terrible thing to waste?
    Chakotay: No....
    Janeway:
    Between love and madness lies obsession?
    Chakotay: No....Look, why don't you let me finish my own thought.
    Janeway: Let your fingers do the walking?
    Chakotay: No....
    Janeway:
    When you care enough to send the very best?
    Chakotay: No....
    Janeway: Have you figured out I don't give a rat's ass?
    Chakotay: No.... Oh.
     
  19. The Green Monster

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    I’ll wrap up this later this week as I have things to take of in RL.
     
  20. Hutchy01

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    Chakotay: I've met the new captain and they're the same as the old captain!
     
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