Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest # 170 Team up with Janeway

[Leviathan]

Janeway: Come to think of it, I can't remember what happened on that day. Computer, playback the visual logs for Stardate 49373.4.

 

[Leviathan]

Janeway: I've got this....the situation is covered in the GOG-20 diplomacy manual. "If you let me go, you can use my friend's head as a polo ball."

 

[Catarina]

I am (or was until kid woke up) prepping the next contest. Last call and then it is time to play with Buster and Proton!

 

[Triskelion]

Janeway: Now type in, "He pulled it out!"
Paris: WHY I NEVER!
Janeway: I meant your tongue.
Paris: Then just say "his tongue".
Janeway: It's a caption, not a novel.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Janeway: "Take my wife, please!"

Paris: "Ah, Captain, we had lizard babies together."

Janeway: "Are you sure I had them?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

JANEWAY: My son? Do I look old enough to be his mother???? An young aunt maybe! Or an older sister...
PARIS: They're not buying it.
JANEWAY: Shut up.

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Janeway: Turn off that noise!
Paris: What....what is it?!
Tuvok: An alien jamming signal, perhaps
Kim: Sorry captain. Mom sent my music collection in the last transmission from home.

 

[Catarina]

I'm so glad I got too busy yesterday. Okay, I'm looking over them right now. They'll be up shortly.

 

[Catarina]

Janeway: "Take my wife, please!"

Paris: "Ah, Captain, we had lizard babies together."

Janeway: "Are you sure I had them?"

I pondered that myself since none of it made sense anyway

 

[Catarina]

New contest up.
Thank you for all the photoshops! I picked only one and now regretting it. I love them.