"... Hello, Mister Cockroach."
Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #156 What am I thinking?
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"... Hello, Mister Cockroach."
Q: "... what do you want - a contract written in blood? 'I agree,' I said! For my part, I will gradually soften and Humanise your Klingon facial features, over time. No-one will even notice, I assure you. And you'll still see enough of your Klingon half in the mirror, so that you don't feel guilty about anything. Alright? Satisfied? Now ... your turn. I believe you have something for me?"
B'Elanna: "Yes. Alright. Fair, enough. Here are a few of Captain Janeway's favourite things, Q ... but don't you dare say where you heard it from!"
Paris: *takes a peek* Because Chakotay's in there, Captain.
JANEWAY: Why am I reading a hull breech in the Mess Hall?
Q: (singing) Oh, B'Elanna don't you cry for me, I come from the Continuum with-
B'Elanna punches Q.
B'Elanna: -with a fist in your face.
Picard: Hugh! How have you been?
Hugh: Things got weird after you left, Captain.
Make up is an amazing thing isn't it? Who'd know this was Hugh in TNG...except people who read credits and IMDB
Torres: There's no such thing as changing the Rand McNally constant of the universe! I'm stopping to ask for directions!
Hide of nauga - it will make a good travel pouch for my medicine bundle.
Paris: Maybe you should stop introducing our captain to aliens as the Wicked Witch of the West.
Chakotay: I'm tired of explaining why she talks like that to aliens.
Paris: I meant, we should say she's a Munchkin from the Lullaby League.
Naomi: Computer, run the most annoying character in the quadrant holoprogram.
Computer: That program is already running.
Naomi: So where are Neelix, Treevis or Flotter?
Computer: ....
Naomi: The Ferengi from False Profits? Q2?
Computer: ...
Naomi: Tinkoo?
Computer: ....
BEEP BOOP BLEEEEEP?
EMH: Yes, they are real.
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