Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #156 What am I thinking?

[Catarina]

Nice turn out. Thanks every one. And now I reveal the winners.

Tharpdevenport gets the psychic award for going exactly where I went when I found this image.

Due to budget constraints, production had to be discontinued mid filming on the episode "Chacotay's Brain". The plot was not resolved.....

Waste not... good idea T'ressa Dax

Doctor; Once all the parts are assembled, this will make a perfect mobile for Ensign Wildman's baby. It will teach her shapes and colors. Of course the pieces well also double as sponges. An efficient design if I do say so myself.

Nailed how all the fans feel about the promotion whine too. Ac2T

Mr. Kim, I've got your promotion RIGHT HERE!


Laura advices you take notes or you'll end up in a prop coffin...

Kate Mulgrew and Robert Beltran visit the set of Into Darkness in character and learn a valuable lesson; if you've just insulted the prop man, it's probably not a good idea to accept a drink from him afterwards without looking for the gleam in his eye

Now, creative ways to poke fun about promotions I never get tired of. Congrats Leviathan

Ensign Kim reporting for duty to the recently promoted Lieutenant Inanimate Carbon Rock.
Ah, what the hell. Have an extra scoop of Cat likes this, award

Starfleet later reconsidered the directive about not taking officers out of thier original packaging.

Oooh, a last minute entry. Bravo. All I could see was the cheese. I had nothing....

TORRES: Seriously, Tuvok. What are the chances we'll run into a Kryptonian?

Yeah I hate when I don't get the cracker jack quality bait of my dreams, Trisk.

Last time I order something from the back of a comic book. This Sporocystian ant farm sucks. I should have gotten the Space Monkeys.

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[Finn]

Berman: (OS) What's Robert doing? Everybody's over on the Bridge set.

Braga: (OS) He froze again...just add Chakotay firing a phaser in the mess hall to the script

 

[tharpdevenport]

How Neelix's character was originally written and filmed off:

Chacotay: "I said NO LEELO ROOT"

7 of 9: "Thank you all for coming. As you know, in my quest to regain my humanity, my biological clock has started ticking again and demands I reproduce, so I have assembled here all logical and viable males from on board the ship."

Kim: "What about me?"

7 of 9: "As I said, all viable males. I shall now proceed with the questioning. Commander, what qualities do you possess that would make you a good mate?"

Chacotay: "Well, most the women I meet don't try to kill me and I don't have to program in holographic ones to get some. I'm also single, but not due to lack of effort."

7 of 9: "Noted. Lt. Paris, why should I choose you over the commander?"

Tom: "Well, let's see ... ah ... I'm quite capable of making sure you get the off spring you want. I did give the captain multiple lizard babies."

7 of 9: "Commander, you have won be default. Remove your pants."

Janeway (off screen) "Hello, suspicious and questionable-looking alien race we know nothing about. I have sent you our human race Spacebook profile page picture to see if you are interested in befriending us or trying to kill us all and steal our ship. What do you think?"

Alien: LEFT SWIPE

 

[Catarina]

Note Chakotay's vacant stare: This is my face when it's a Kim-centered, Neelix-centered, or heavy on the borg plot for the 4th time in one season.

 

[Finn]

Ryan: There's a place in Burbank I'd like to check out

McNeill: Buchanan Arms?

Mulgrew: (OS) Awesome. Rob, you in?

Beltran: Aye, Captain. B'Elanna and Tom, you guys are with me *gets up and walks away*

 

[stardream]

Beltran: Take that Berman!

She's hot and a good actress, they say he's showing promise as a director and I've got....this expression.

Why am I the only kid on this ship?

 

[Catarina]

Naomi: Mom, stop hiring Neelix to design my clothes.

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Growing your coffee in the hydroponics bay was fine when I was 5, but I'm 6 now and the Assistant Captain's ready for more responsibility!

 

[f14peter]

Q (idly singing): "Nobody knows the trouble I've seen ... nobody knows but Jesus ..."

TORRES: "Eight straight hours of him singing, somebody please kill ... me ... now!"

Q: "Nobody knows the trouble I've seen ... Glory, Hallelujah ..."

TORRES: "Captain!! Please, a phaser shot to my forehead, activate the self-destruct and blow up the ship, agree to have his love-child ... JUST MAKE HIM STOP!

7 OF 9: "You are all undoubtedly curious as to why I have requested your presence at this time and place. I wanted to tell you all that I have found Commander Chakotay to be unworthy of being in a long-term relationship with and I will be directing my affections to an individual I find more attractive, the Doctor ... ahem, more attractive, the Doctor ... ... ... more attractive, the DOCTOR!"

McNeill (whispering): "Pssssst Bob, the script says you're supposed to not just sit there staring at nothing, but act very angry, hurt, even outraged, "

Beltran (whipering): "but I am"

 

[Nerys Myk]

MAGISTRATE: Each of the two new specimens has qualities in his favour. The male you call Chakotay has the superior mind and would produce highly intelligent children. Although he seems to lack the ability to emote, this is largely a pretense. He has often has fantasies involving you.

MAGISTRATE: The other new arrival has considered you unreachable but now is realising this has changed. The factors in his favour are youth and strength, plus unusually strong male drives

 

[JirinPanthosa]

Growing your coffee in the hydroponics bay was fine when I was 5, but I'm 6 now and the Assistant Captain's ready for more responsibility!

JANEWAY: Assistant to the Captain.

 

[Catarina]

JANEWAY: Assistant to the Captain.

lol, It's not seeming like a hot job anymore now is it, kid?

 

[tharpdevenport]

Note Chakotay's vacant stare: This is my face when it's a Kim-centered, Neelix-centered, or heavy on the borg plot for the 4th time in one season.

It's also his face when he realizes they're in danger.

It's also his face when being held captive.

It's also his face when a fellow crew member is fired upon.

It's also his face when Janeway announces she's having Tom's lizard babies.

Tom: "Liza ... what now?"

 

[f14peter]

It's also his face when he realizes they're in danger.

It's also his face when being held captive.

It's also his face when a fellow crew member is fired upon.

It's also his face when Janeway announces she's having Tom's lizard babies.

Tom: "Liza ... what now?"

Too easy

 

[Catarina]

Too easy

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Q: Theeere was a Captain who had a dog, and Janeway was her name-o J A N E ...

Torres: What I wouldn't give to be serving with Kirk right now...

Tuvok: Tuvok to Chakotay. I have detected weapons fire at your location.
Chak: It's alright Tuvok. I've just taken care of this steaming pile of a script.
Director: CUT! Thanks for wasting our time, Robert...
Beltran: Well, this show is a waste of mine.

OR...

Janeway: Great job, Commander! You closed that spacial rift and saved the ship!
Chakotay: I was aiming for the fruit...

Thought to be a passing fad, the Pokemon Go craze continues unabated well into the 24th Century...

 

[Finn]

B'Elanna: Where am I?

Q: Where you were dreaming... what if you never joined the Maquis

*sounds of Jem'Hadar ships firing at the Bellerophon*

Tom Paris: (OS) Mr. Torres, send out the hot rod to counter their phaser fire

Alternate Torres: Aye, Captain

Our B'Elanna: Alright, I guess I made the right choice

 

[Hutchy01]

Chakotay: Hello Darkness, my old friend...

 

[stardream]

Does he really have to bring back the men?

 

[T'Ressa Dax]

I'm the Captain's Assistant, so you have to let me play Captain Proton with you if I want to. This program is for babies. Now please change it back.