Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #153 episode edition: Work Force

[Catarina]

there, you got your numbers back (give or take accuracy )so you can google and laugh at your own posts over and over again
And Tharp will be complete as soon as I judge the contest from April


I had watched Workforce very recently, now I see we're doing the script thingy, so why not close it with the caption contest?

Here are our winners:

Two well matched captions in my eye, to AC2T

Mulgrew: Welcome to the team, Jeri
Mulgrew <Inner Monologue>: I'm going to make your life a living hell...

Beltran: I just found out some interesting news. Guess who Jeri's dating?




Curses Tharp's onto me again! Alright stop showing off your attention to detail.

Tuvok: "...not only does it appear the last two contests were not numbered, but that the one previous to the previous one didn't even announce the winners for the one before the previous one before the previous one."

Captain Catarinaway: "Suck it, Tuvok."

Tuvok: "That's highly illogical."

;-)

Hashtag don't date harry award goes to Finn:

B'Elanna: Harry tried to ask me out last night. I told him I'd rather have lunch with a Cardassian

StarDream can hold her own, Just like our Captain. Here's your award.

Captain, might I remind you that it is bad for moral for a Commanding Officer to appear as if she is enjoying a flogging.

Sometimes the simple 'right under your nose' joke is funny: To a fellow captioneer (It's a word in the 24th century) Leadhead

Torres: Seska? Working for the Kazon?!


New contest images:

 

[Catarina]

Other than 'shit' what else do you suppose she might be thinking/saying?

 

[2takesfrakes]

"Uh-oh, I seem to have broken this thingy. Oh, dear. What to do? I'll just say '... it was like that when I got here.' Brilliant."

 

[Finn]

Thanks for the win

Robbie: I didn't think you had it in you, sucking oxygen out of the room with that acting of yours.

Torres: Incredible. A robust aroma. Nicely seasoned with a hint of cumin and Klingon cinnamon. I like how you incorporated the Talarian sauce. Just perfect, Neelix.

Neelix: I have to admit I had it replicated.

Torres: Yeah. How else?

 

[f14peter]

New contest images:

JANEWAY: "Quick! Who has some spare change, I just found a coffee machine!"

KIM: "So, we go out the airlock and turn left toward the nacelle?

CHAKOTAY: "Um, I think we turn right, and head for the dorsal sensor array ... or is left but not all the way to the nacelle? ... hang a U-turn bear right at the hydroponics window? ... straight on 'till morning?"

KIM: "Just let me know when you figure it out Commander Einstein, I just sit here not getting a promotion some more"

TUVOK: "Remember ...."

SIX: "WWHHAAAAAA, remember?!?!?!?!?"

TUVOK: "Oops, sorry ... Forget ..."

SIX: "FORGET?!?!?!? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!?!?!? FORGET WHAT?!?!?!?"

TUVOK: "Okay, let us try ... what is our name, who are--"

SIX: "ONE MORE STUPID VULCAN MIND-MELD CLICHE AND I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND BORG-CRAP DOWN YOUR NECK!!!!!! JUST MAKE MY HEADACHE GO AWAY!!!"

CHAKOTAY: "What's in that hypo you just gave me?"

DOCTOR: "It's what we call the personality activator, and we've found it to be astoundingly successful ... but you're proving to be a rather difficult case"

NEELIX: "So as I was saying, Tuvok came in to complain about breakfast, you know how he can be, and then the stove malfunctioned ... again! I heard Ensign Flirty was hitting on Tom Paris, she is soooooo trampy- you know she dyes her hair - and no sooner did I get back from the ---"

B'LANNA (mumbling with mouthful of food): "Mrrrphs thletth shut the shhhhellpt hell up ffflllpt Neelix vrploth"

NEELIX: "--- supply room, as if you could call that closet a 'room', but once again somebody stole my spatula, my FAVORITE SPATULA! I was so mad! You know how hard I had to work to convince the Captain to trade ---"

B'LANNA (mumbling with mouthful of food): "blupth or I will mmrwath kill you! grrrmmpph"

NEELIX: "--- a congolium coupler for it. By the way, do you know that Six orders her catsuit two sizes too small and --- wait, did you just say 'shut up Neelix or you will kill me?' You really should reconsider that"

B'LANNA (swallowing): "too late slughead"

 

[Nerys Myk]

ALIEN: All done. That's one tattoo you'll never regret getting
CHAKOTAY: Tattoo????? I came in to get a mole removed!!!!

COMPUTER: Self destruct sequence activated.....

JANEWAY: Oops.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Seven: Tuvok, enough with the mind meld. If you do not GET ME AN ADVIL right now, I will head straight for your security console and reprogram it with a very large hammer, DO YOU GET ME?!?

Ensign Houston did, in fact, have a problem.

Neelix: I've decided to honor the culture of my human crewmates. They say one of their most famous celebrities wore his hair in this exact fashion. I believe they called him...Trump?

Alien: So you see, I'll be pleasuring your Captain with this device, like so...
Chakotay: I hate my life.

Computer: No, you shall not have that crunchy bar! I am a vending machine and I AM YOUR NEMESIS!
Janeway: Whoopsies.

 

[Jonny]

Janeway: Oops! I just broke the machine that would've taken us back to the Alpha Quadrant. Best tell the crew that it needed to be destroyed for some Prime Directive bullcrap.

And THIS is how small our quarters are going to be when members of the crew start having babies.

Seven: Damnit Tuvok! The spot's not that big!
Tuvok: Spot?...Yes...Spot. That's why I'm squeezing your face. Nothing to do with Mulgrew not liking you.
Seven: What?
Tuvok: Nothing, nothing. Now then. My mind...

Chakotay: Will this make my character more dynamic?
Doctor guy: I'm not a miracle worker! But it will make you attractive to Seven of Nine for some reason.
Chakotay:...Deal.

Torres: For the last time Neelix. NO I won't make-out with Kes in front of you while you watch us.

 

[2takesfrakes]

JANEWAY: "... Tuvok, find out the location of the Conference, from her. The Conference!!!"

 

[Finn]

Alien Doctor: I always wanted kinky sex with a real life space alien.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SEVEN: You idiot, that was superglue not hand cream!

 

[Captain Kathryn]

Torres: This is delicious, Neelix! What is it exactly?
Neelix: We don't have to go into THAT right now.
Torres: Ummm...
Neelix: I mean, so what if it came from the bathroom in my quarters? Waste not, want not, right?
Torres:

 

[Nerys Myk]

TORRES: Are the noodles in this dish?
NEELIX: No, I just forgot to wear a hairnet.

 

[Triskelion]

I can't work with this thing. Computer, give yourself the education of a 19th century third-year student at Trinity College.
PROCESSING...EVER DO IT ON COBBLESTONES, BABY?

Kim: Boy we sure wear a lot of protective gear for a spacewalk.
Paris: Spacewalk? I'm having sex with a Klingon.

Tuvok: Do not be alarmed. This is how we do mindmelds now. Just ask Vorik.
Seven: He already demonstrated the double-handed technique after our last office party.
Tuvok: Dammit Vorik!

Chak: I can't wait to meet Donny Most.
Doc: It's Don Most now.
Chak: Who, Donny Most?
Doc: Don Most.
Chak: Donny Most.
Doc: Don Most.
Chak: Ralphie Malph?
Doc: Ralph Malph.
Chak: Ha, got you!
Doc: Not cool.
Chak: Not cool? Or - NOT COOL, AYYYYYYYYYY RICHIE!!!
Doc: I'm going to sedate you now before Space Ralph Malph gets here.

 

[Leviathan]

The Vulcan Library records Epic Meld Fail #47: "My mind to your awesome rack...er...mind..."

 

[JirinPanthosa]

JANEWAY: Actually, none of these buttons do anything. Don't tell the boss!

CHAKOTAY: Huh. I really should not have had all that broccoli before putting on this suit.

SEVEN: No...I'm the one....who's supposed to be....magically immune to stuff!

CHAKOTAY: I had the weirdest dream. Something was going on in the ship, and I reacted to it with an engaging personality.
DOCTOR: He's delirious. Sedate him.

NEELIX: My take on Klingon cuisine. I replaced the targ with liola root.

 

[Triskelion]

B'Elanna: I don't know, something's missing.
Neelix: Is there banana?
B'Elanna: Yes.
Neelix: Is there pancake?
B'Elanna: Yes.
Neelix: Is it banana pancakes?
B'Elanna: Yes.
Neelix: Then there is no pleasing you. <leaves>
B'Elanna: Wait...what?

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Doc <laughing>
Chakotay: Doctor, Talaxian farts aren't really toxic, are they?
Tom: See, B'Elanna, I told you he'd fall for it!

Russ: My mind to your mind. Your thoughts to my thoughts. Recall the recent phone call in your trailer. Hugh Hefner was on the line. You will call him back, to tell him how excited you are to do a pictorial...

Ryan: TIM! VULCANS ARE NOT REAL! YOU ARE NOT A VULCAN!!!!

Russ: It was worth a shot...

 

[Finn]

First Officer's Log: The Captain has gone off the deep end when she programmed the life support system to fill the atmosphere with a gaseous form of coffee.

 

[bbjeg]

Neelix: What the hell are you wearing?