Voyager Caption contest #141: Couples

[Triskelion]

Chakotay: You want to know if my name has a cool Indian meaning?
Janeway: Walks-In-While-You're-Bathing.
Chakotay: No.
Janeway: Shivering-Lapdog.
Chakotay: No.
Janeway: Señor Flattop.
Chakotay: What the - No.
Janeway: What's-His-Name-Tattooed-Guy.
Chakotay: So what if it is anyway.

 

[tharpdevenport]

I keep pressing the quote buttonj, but it's not quoting. Anyway, by hand...

Chakotay: You want to know if my name has a cool Indian meaning?
Janeway: Walks-In-While-You're-Bathing.
Chakotay: No.
Janeway: Shivering-Lapdog.
Chakotay: No.
Janeway: Señor Flattop.
Chakotay: What the - No.
Janeway: What's-His-Name-Tattooed-Guy.
Chakotay: So what if it is anyway.

Janeway: "Ah! I know what it is: Acts-Like-Wood!"

 

[Catarina]

We should open a seperate thread for the chakotay names. one could last a couple pages. Here's mine:

Janeway: Come on, translate the tattoo.
Chakotay: It's my name given when I became a man by my tribe. It's rather embarrassing therefore I'd rather not .
Janeway: Tell me and I'll show you my left tit in my ready room.
Chakotay: "He who slouches with legs spread eagle."

 

[Drob]

Christmas Caroling

Doctor: A guinea? For me? What for?

Ebeneezimmr: I'll give you a guess!

Doctor: <pause> To keep me mouth shut?

Janeway: You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato!

Seveneezer: Humbug!

Tiny Tom: God bless us, every one!

 

[Finngle Bells]

Harry: (OS) Shouldn't we tell the Commander that he's on the holodeck and that's not the real Captain?

Tom: (OS) Shush! It's about to get good *munches popcorn*

 

[tharpdevenport]

Woodcotay: "Katheryn, I was thinking maybe we could have dinner in my quaters later tonight."

Janeway: "Hum, maybe."

Woodcotay: "Excellent. Perhaps I will dim the lights and we can dance closely."

Janeway: "Hum. Maybe."

Woodcotay: "And then afterwards we can do it."

Janeway: "Maybe."

Woodcotay: "Computer, freeze program and file under 'Best Case Scenario'."


OR.....

Janeway: "Commander, would you like to coem back to my quarters for a lengthy debriefing?"

Chacotay: "Sounds like fun."

Janeway: "And then maybe I can show you my Captain's log."

Chacotay: "Aaahhhhh..."

Janeway: "Yes, keep those lips just ... like ... that."

 

[Catarina]

funny, Finn. I'm so glad I kept it open longer. Guys, I'm not up to updating just yet. I'm sick and I still have to wrap gifts when I'd rather drug up and sleep the bronchitis away. I'll shoot for the 26th. I figure no rush you all might have holiday plans.

 

[Drone]

Christmas Caroling

Doctor: A guinea? For me? What for?

Ebeneezimmr: I'll give you a guess!

Doctor: <pause> To keep me mouth shut?

Janeway: You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato!

Seveneezer: Humbug!

Tiny Tom: God bless us, every one!

Outstanding!!!!! For what it's worth, you're my odds on favorite to grab the brass ring.

 

[LeadHead]

Zimmerman: Don't mess with me, I can change your program to have you age like I am!

Chakotay: I'm overwhelmed with joy!

Janeway: I'm underwhelmed by your enthusiasm for the most boring gas cloud I've ever seen.

Seven: Go back to the Insurrection set and stay there!

Paris: Okay, I've been in jail before. I can get us through this.

Kim: We are so screwed.

 

[Triskelion]

Seven: I'll show you how we handled duck mouths and peace signs in the Borg!

Kim: No your duck mouth and peace sign would never fool me, but it might just work on these aliens.

 

[Catarina]

Alrighty I'm here! And thanks to antibiotics I'm feeling awesome. I have acute body awareness. Doctors don't acknowledge that. They probably think I'm like Billy who self diagnoses with WebMD on a medical tricorder. So it took two visits to get an appropriate Rx.

I've got my images chosen and uploaded. Now to just to sit here with my drink and judge. I'm indecisive so it might take awhile. Try not to sit around and refresh. lol

 

[Catarina]

You guys!! I'm busting a gut over here. How the hell do I narrow it down?! Gah...*grabs another cup of joe*

 

[tharpdevenport]

Paris: "Don't worry, Harry, I've been in prison before. The key to survival is on the first day you have to make Harry somebody's bitch."

Harry: "Wait, that doesn't sound right."

Paris: "Now, that Vidiian over there says you have a 'purdy mouth' -- go make friends."

 

[Catarina]

*shudders* I finally got the new contest up. Go get imaginative there as well