Voyager Caption Contest #132: Three's a Crowd

[Catarina]

Announcement: I will need a guest Judge/poster for one contest. You will be posting images and judging for contest #134 in my absence.

I'm moving and will be unpacking and stuff. So if you're going to available to post images/hosting on your own site plus selecting winners PM me. -Catarina.

 

[Karzak]

Orange may be the new black in the future, but right now blue is the new red.

And it was in that moment that Chakotay realized, to his horror, Seven had finally found a torrent of old Models, Inc. episodes he'd been in after leaving Starfleet lo those many years ago...

MULGREW: Why the fuck is my hand webbed? Who wrote this episode?

WOOLSEY: This has to be a nightmare. I'm here, but that's not a Wraith and that's not Dr. Weir...

PARIS: Guys, seriously. Put down the iPhones and take a look around! It's gorgeous here!

 

[Triskelion]

Captain Janeway: That's awesome, who cuts your hair?
Captain Jenkins: Tattoo-Face.
Captain Janeway: Oh, you're fortunate. All my Tattoo-Face does is rub things.

Tom: Pick up anything yet?
Chakotay: Nothing on the EM band, but the gaydar is spiking off the charts!
Kim: That's weird, mine's not picking up anything.

Janeway: I've just come from the cargo bay. Want to smell my finger?
Paris: And they were worried about a having female captain....

Seven: Enhancing internal sensors to compensate. I'm diverting more power to Astrometrics from all secondary systems.... I'm sorry Captain, I just can't locate it with conventional technology.
Janeway: "Above average." Suuuuuure it is. Just like every other man....
Seven: Perhaps if I modify a nanoprobe....