VOY Line-By-Line (New Dialogue) Game - Twisted

[hux]

[Corridor]
(Neelix reads the signs by the doors.)
NEELIX: Kyoto's quarters. Nicoletti. Hargrove. Ayala.
KES: None of those are anywhere near my quarters.

[Corridor]

(Neelix reads the signs by the doors.)
NEELIX: Cock-boy's quarters. Dick-face. Arse-head. Sweaty Keith.
KES: I would never live near those people.

 

[Disco]

[Corridor]
NEELIX: This is deck eight. That's where your quarters are.
KES: But Hargrove and Ayala are on deck seven. Nicoletti is on four and I think Kyoto is on six.

[Corridor]


Neelix: You live on this deck dumb ass.
Kes: But I sleep with Hargrove, Ayala and Nicoletti. And never you.

 

[Catarina]

about time, Disco! I thought you'd join two pages ago.

 

[Catarina]

NEELIX: How do you know where everyone's quarters are?
KES: I just remember.

Neelix: I'm in denial so I'm going to pretend I don't know the answer. How do you know where they all live?
Kes: The sooner you accept I'm unsatisfied with you the quicker all this information will sink in.

 

[hux]

NEELIX: Remember from what? Have you been in all their quarters?
KES: Of course not. The point is, those quarters can't all be on the same deck.
NEELIX: Well, see for yourself.

NEELIX: How do you know where they all live, you fucking cheap whore. You've been boning them all, haven't you.
KES: Please don't beat me again. I just think they're on different decks.
NEELIX: Well, You're wrong, you dirty slut.

 

[Catarina]

a bit much, hux? Don't get your thread shut down.

 

[Catarina]

KES: This can't be.
NEELIX: Perhaps, sweeting, your memory isn't as reliable as you think.

Kes: My mind is absolute. I should remember!
Neelix: People forget. Move on.

 

[Disco]

KES: This is impossible. I know Hargrove is on seven.
NEELIX: Why Hargrove?

Kes: Shut up! Handsome Hargrove should be around here.

Neelix: Isn't Hargove female?

 

[hux]

KES: What?
NEELIX: Why are you so sure about Hargrove's quarters? What makes him so special?
KES: He's not special. I just remember where his quarters are. This way. It has to be this way.

KES: Huh?
NEELIX: Have you been screwing Hargrove too? Answer me!
KES: Um, let's go this way.

 

[Disco]

[Outside the holodeck]
(Kim is working on the controls.)
TORRES: Harry.
KIM: B'Elanna, shouldn't you be in Engineering? What are you doing here?

Torres: 'Sup homeboy

Kim: Crazy Klingon lady, shouldn't you be in sickbay? Are you here to fight again?

 

[Catarina]

TORRES: Just answer one question, Starfleet. Where is here?
KIM: What?
TORRES: Where am I?

Torres: The thought crossed my mind. Where are we, Ass for a Face?
Kim: Sounds Native. I'm Chinese with a Korean last name.

 

[Disco]

KIM: Outside Holodeck two. Are you feeling okay?

TORRES: I have been walking in circles for the past twenty minutes trying to get to Engineering.

Kim: Outside my shower. Why don't you come in and massage my bunion?

Torres: I have been waiting all my life for man like you.

 

[hux]

(And around the corner comes -)

NEELIX: Kes, my sweet, you have many wonderful attributes. Your sense of direction is not one of them, because. Oh, er, Harry, B'Elanna. Maybe you can help us. I know you'll find this hard to believe, but we can't seem to find Kes's quarters.

(Janeway, Paris and Chakotay come out of the turbolift.)

PARIS: I don't suppose anyone here knows the way to the Bridge?

(And around the corner comes -)

NEELIX: Kes, you're an idiot and I know you're cheating on me and we're lost. Oh, look it's ensign useless and the angry Klingon. Do you know where we are?

(Janeway, Paris and Chakotay come out of the turbolift.)

PARIS: Oh great, it's the ships rat. We must be lost too.

 

[Disco]

[Holodeck - Sandrine's]

(The bar is an impromptu briefing room, with Gaunt Gary playing pool and an accordion player making music in the background.)

JANEWAY: Let me get this straight. This distortion ring has completely immobilised us. We have no means of communication with the Bridge or any other part of the ship. And no matter where any of us have tried to go, the Bridge, Engineering, Kes's quarters, we've all eventually ended up here right back at deck six.
KIM: The bridge is on deck one. Engineering is on deck eleven. deck six is halfway in between, right?

JANEWAY: Let me try to be clever and attractive. Science babble! We're all alone Harry. And no matter where you try to run to, the Bridge, Engineering, that slut Kes's quarters, you keep coming back to me.

KIM: No! I will not sleep with you to get promoted. You disgust me!