VOY: Holodeck Programmes

[hux]

If I was on Voyager, I'd arrange a monthly ship wide treasure hunt and when you find each new clue, you have to drink a shot. That could be fun.

Screw the holodeck.

 

[Kilana2]

Beats me. To me that resort looks like a snore with its sporty hookers, surfer dudes with too much packing , and ugly 90's decorum. Give me the crystal blue oceans , soft white beach with a nice drink hut, skip the steroid users and just give me my beloved Voy crew to enjoy the time.

Despite the fact that I like to watch swimming on TV, I didn't like that odd-style 90ies neon-colored beach wear, too.

Let's have a drink and a game of pool at Sandrine's.

 

[Catarina]

If I was on Voyager, I'd arrange a monthly ship wide treasure hunt and when you find each new clue, you have to drink a shot. That could be fun.

Screw the holodeck.

Beats me. To me that resort looks like a snore with its sporty hookers, surfer dudes with too much packing , and ugly 90's decorum. Give me the crystal blue oceans , soft white beach with a nice drink hut, skip the steroid users and just give me my beloved Voy crew to enjoy the time.

Despite the fact that I like to watch swimming on TV, I didn't like that odd-style 90ies neon-colored beach wear, too.

Let's have a drink and a game of pool at Sandrine's.

I'm swinging by Sandrines with my girl here, then off to Hux's treasure hunt. Although it could mean trouble for the light weights, did you think of that? :-) (I know, I know. Hypothetical)

 

[hux]

Maybe the three of us could pop by my quarters after the treasure hunt. Have some wine. See where the night takes us?

Just let me tidy up first.

 

[Catarina]

Maybe the three of us could pop by my quarters after the treasure hunt. Have some wine. See where the night takes us?

Just let me tidy up first.

Annnnd the preferred desire is revealed. LOL You probably planned to have the X on your uniform and schemed to only tell women about your hunt, crewman.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Beats me. To me that resort looks like a snore with its sporty hookers, surfer dudes with too much packing , and ugly 90's decorum. Give me the crystal blue oceans , soft white beach with a nice drink hut, skip the steroid users and just give me my beloved Voy crew to enjoy the time.

OH I would totally delete all those people and add some thatched huts down by the sea. Really the resort itself sucks, I just think a beach vacation would be very desirable if you're stuck on a starship.

 

[Taylirious]

A beach at night would be poetic.

 

[Catarina]

I only complained because I didn't know modifications were an option in our what if's.

 

[Kilana2]

I guess some of our guys here couldn't resist Seven of Nine in a bikini on a beach with a sunset as setting.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I'd rather Janeway in a one piece.

Shall I tell you why? Hmm.. no.

 

[hux]

I guess some of our guys here couldn't resist Seven of Nine in a bikini on a beach with a sunset as setting.

In a holodeck, couldn't everyone have a Seven body? You know how holographic clothes can be put on you. Well surely, all the fat people could ask the computer to give them a superior body.

Everyone just walking around with a mind-blowing, smoking hot toned body. You could be slimmer, taller, curvier, slightly better head of hair, firmer butt-cheeks, slightly bluer eyes etc etc.

Then when you finally get them in the sack for real, you're in for a shock.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I would think so since the holodeck made B'Elanna look and feel pregnant.

 

[Catarina]

I am probably nuts for saying this but I don't want to look like Seven. I want to be myself. But yeah, I don't see what would stop anyone.
Although I don't buy the hologram baby. how convenient. I assumed they didn't wear holographic clothing except those garlands. Right?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I don't want to look like 7 either. And wouldn't do any tweaks I would like to have IRL on the holodeck because, depressing!!

 

[hux]

It could be good for spicing up your marriage though. You show up looking like Rita Hayworth, I show up looking like Cary Grant.

Or.....you show up looking like Angelina Jolie and I show up looking like......Scarlett Johansen.

Role play would take on a whole new level of authenticity.

 

[Catarina]

I'm not following. On four hours of sleep here. Are we married to you in your hypothetical or thinking you will serve some twisted good will mission 'saving a marriage' hypothetical ?

 

[hux]

You're married to me (people often stop you in the street and congratulate you on doing so well) meanwhile I'm secretly thinking about divorcing you (due to all the nagging).

Hence our urgent need for role play.

 

[Catarina]

Stereotypical, Hux. Why not for the simple joy of a kinky relationship and we're the envy of many of the crew? I shall divorce you. Not that you'll be sad. You got treasure hunts and role play up your sleeve. See ya on the holodeck necking Pseudo Seven. I'll be with Pseudo Janeway because meh...it's all hypothetical. :-)

 

[Timewalker]

Beats me. To me that resort looks like a snore with its sporty hookers, surfer dudes with too much packing , and ugly 90's decorum. Give me the crystal blue oceans , soft white beach with a nice drink hut, skip the steroid users and just give me my beloved Voy crew to enjoy the time.

Considering how 24th-century Earth is basically one big pruned and weeded park and not one leaf is out of place, that resort may be their idea of "edgy."

 

[Catarina]

Beats me. To me that resort looks like a snore with its sporty hookers, surfer dudes with too much packing , and ugly 90's decorum. Give me the crystal blue oceans , soft white beach with a nice drink hut, skip the steroid users and just give me my beloved Voy crew to enjoy the time.

Considering how 24th-century Earth is basically one big pruned and weeded park and not one leaf is out of place, that resort may be their idea of "edgy."

I hadn't thought of that. It could be that simple :-)