VOY Caption This 94; Leverage

[Triskelion]

"Property of Macktastic Tuvok Flow?"
You don't see a thing, Doctor.

"Professor Truth Blue Love" is a pimp name?
I'm working on it.

Vorik: I'll make you a deal: I'll go beserk once every seven years if you stop going beserk once every seven years.

B'Elanna: I kill you!!!

Kim: Lt William Chapman. Male Caucasian, age 34, top of his class in Astrophysics. Turn-ons: walks on the beach and getting caught in the rain. Turn-offs: angry sex.

Seven: Next.

According to this, Mister Neelix, you've got a redundant character.
But I can develop it, Doctor! I just need the writing!
Send in Chakotay or Kim on your way out. Next!

 

[LeadHead]

The Doctor: So then I told Mr. Paris that despite that being anatomically incorrect, as a hologram I actually can "Go-

Janeway: That's enough, Doctor.

Kim: Chapman's a nice guy, but he's calm, polite and friendly. You two have nothing in common.

 

[T'Girl]

Seven: "And this one?"
Harry: "Ensign Headroom, his friends call him Max."
Seven: "Snappy dresser."

 

[Ln X]

http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=198013

New contest is up!

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Tuvok: That's where my pimp medallion went.
Chell: Um...I can explain...

Torres: You're a fool Vorik! I am a black belt in Kirk-Fu.
Vorik: Crap.

Kim: Are you sure you want to date him Seven?
Seven: His profile shows that we would be compatable.
Kim: You don't know what watersports and S&M are, do you?

Doctor: Congratulations Mr Neelix. You've just won the Most Annoying Character in Star Trek Award.

 

[Ln X]

Bry-Sinclair; the new contest is here: http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=198013