VOY Caption This 89; Get er Done

[Triskelion]

Seven: You're impatience reminds me of Thirteen of Nineteen.
Janeway: Thirteen of Nineteen?
Icheb: Thirteen of Nineteen, Auxiliary Disposal Attendant of Unimatrix Forty-Thousand Nine Hundred Seventy Four. He was well-known in the Collective for the numerous daily errors caused by his failed attempts at efficiency.
Seven: His antics...amused the Borg.
Icheb: I fail to see the comparison, Seven. Thirteen of Nineteen, Auxiliary Disposal Attendant of Unimatrix Forty-Thousand Nine Hundred Seventy Four did not possess my manual dexterity nor facility with computation.
Janeway <taps communicator>: Be right there, Commander.
Seven: With whom are you communicating, Captain?
Icheb: I believe it was a subterfuge to make an adept departure.
Seven: That sounded like Thirteen of Nineteen within three nanometers of inflection variance.
Icheb: I will regenerate upon it.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Some things never change:
Janeway: "What's the problem here?"
Seven: "We just beamed this gentleman aboard. Unfortunately, it appears his luggage ended up in Dallas."

 

[Eydie Munroe]

Thanks for the win!

Icheb: Tastes great!
Seven: Less filling!
Icheb: TASTES GREAT!!
Seven: LESS FILLING!!
Janeway: Ugh...I never should have let Paris host 'Classic TV Commercials Night'.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Janeway: Frankly, my neck is getting tied.

Seven: Later, captain.

 

[Leviathan]

Icheb: it's pronounced few-tile....resistance is few-tile
Seven: Few-till?
Icheb: few-tiiiile...dammit no wonder the Borg let you go.

 

[Triskelion]

Seven: We're sorry, sir. We're overbooked.

Janeway: You'll have to bunk in the cargo bay with the other youth demographic. Don't worry. The force field almost never gives out.

 

[Ln X]

A new caption contest is up! Akiraprise has handed the reins over to me.

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