Voy Caption Contest #38 *&%$ Happens!

[Isis]

Desilu-Paramount executive (OS): "Hey, Picardo, would you lay off the Vitameatavegamin?"

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Despite his best efforts, the Doctor simply could not master the art of getting jiggy with it.

 

[LeadHead]

Paris: Your face can take a lot of punishment, that's good to know.

Janeway: I'm sorry Chakotay, you're just not sleazy enough for me.

Q: Guys, I just don't understand your Captain. Any suggestions?

Paris: Have you considered putting a Starbucks in her Ready Room?

 

[SPCTRE]

Harry had been on Spacebook for over a year but only had three friends.

 

[Alrik]

EMH: "Whoa..power surge."

Tom: "You okay, Doc?"

EMH: "What a rush."

Q: "Trust me. Have I ever lead you astray?"

Tom: "Erm.."

Q: "Don't answer that."

 

[Alrik]

Q: "Look guys, its a really sweet deal. This baby is in mint condition and was owned by little old lady who only flew it to chuch on Sundays. You won't find a nicer shuttle for the money."

Tom: "Sounds great...now show me the 'Ship Fax'."

Q: "Damn!"

 

[LeadHead]

Q: I'm trying to get with your Captain, any ideas?

Paris: Well when we were both lizard creatures, she liked it when I-

Kim: Please don't finish that sentence. EVER.

 

[Mistral]

Q: "Look, Tom, I'll end the caption contest if you get Harry to dress in a French maid's uniform."

Harry: "Tom, forget it! I'm not-"

Tom: "Quiet, Harry! I'm thinking..."

 

[Mistral]

Janeway kept a personal hit list of everyone who'd ever interrupted her during her morning coffee.

 

[Isis]

Paris: "Sometimes I get a sense you view this ship as just one big funhouse."

 

[Isis]

Slots Player: "I don't get this. Three of a kind and no money's coming out."

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Thank you all for participating! This contest is now closed. But fear not! A new one has begun.....just follow the yellow brick road....

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