Forrest: Archer, the difference between you and me is...I make this look GOOD.
VOTE VOTE VOTE - ENT Caption Competition #007 Belly Buttons
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Forrest: Archer, the difference between you and me is...I make this look GOOD.
TFTW, Tenacity!
Mirror Archer: Have any of you an explanation for the quart of missing strawberries?
Mirror Archer: I've jettisoned the crewmen who botched the mission.
Mirror Forrest: That's good work, but the failure of the mission is your responsibility. Guess what the penalty for that is?
Mirror Archer: Have any of you an explanation for the quart of missing strawberries?
Mirror Archer: I've jettisoned the crewmen who botched the mission.
Mirror Forrest: That's good work, but the failure of the mission is your responsibility. Guess what the penalty for that is?
Admiral Forrest: DAMMIT, Archer, ditching your underwear was NOT what I meant when I said it was time for us to go commando!
Orion Woman in BG (to fellow crewmate): Should we tell the captain that his thong is showing?
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Captain pl1ngpl0ng
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Andorian: THIS early ?
Crewman: Yeah it's called "morning gymnastics" for a reason...
Archer: "Who wants to sing a duet with me? Anyone? Okay, I'll just pick someone at random..."
Redshirt (thinking): "The one day I choose to assert my individuality..." *sigh*
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"Okay, this is a very dangerous mission and whomever I pick out is certain to die unexpectedly, probably from a dart-throwing plant, and will likely not be returning alive. Who to pick ... who to pick....."
Welp, unless some hardy soul steps forward and volunteers to take over the reins here, the ENT Caption Contest will be going on indefinite haitus. 
But we can't end this without a final round of winners! So let's dust this forlorn little thread off and give her a good sendoff. And this time you all get to pick the winners!
Please post your favorite image and caption-- you can vote for one of each of our five images. Voting will stay open for one week, till the end of the day next Monday. Then I'll tally the votes and announce the winners.
Thanks to Tenacity for running the contest for us.
Let the voting commence!
But we can't end this without a final round of winners! So let's dust this forlorn little thread off and give her a good sendoff. And this time you all get to pick the winners!
Please post your favorite image and caption-- you can vote for one of each of our five images. Voting will stay open for one week, till the end of the day next Monday. Then I'll tally the votes and announce the winners.
Thanks to Tenacity for running the contest for us.
Let the voting commence!
TFTW, Tenacity!
Mirror Archer: Have any of you an explanation for the quart of missing strawberries?
The Caine Mutiny reference FTW!
Hmm... the paucity of votes does seem to validate the decision to give the Caption Contest a rest. 
Here are my votes!
And my favorite...
Here are my votes!
Archer: I'm in command now, either you submit to my authority or I shall destroy you with my intense glare.
Archer: So NONE of you have the keys to the Shuttlepods?!
T'Pol: You really shouldn't have used "Porthos" as your password for everything. You work for me now.
ARCHER: Mmm...just wondering... If a Forrest gets blown out the airlock in deep space, does he make a sound?
And my favorite...
"Okay, this is a very dangerous mission and whomever I pick out is certain to die unexpectedly, probably from a dart-throwing plant, and will likely not be returning alive. Who to pick ... who to pick....."
Sadly, the mysterious disappearance of leadhead in the TNG forum has had the same effect. Strange how things come and go.
Reminder: voting will close at midnight (Pacific Time) tonight, a little less than 20 hours from now.
She can smell it. Do I blame Porthos, the environmental systems, or just style it out?
It appears I have much to learn. Doh.
