VOTE VOTE VOTE - ENT Caption Competition #007 Belly Buttons

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  1. Tenacity

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    ARCHER: Dryer shrinking your uniforms still? I thought I told Tucker to fix that.



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    ARCHER: Good to know we're broadcasting in color. That way we know what happens next to someone in the front row.
     
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    ARCHER: It's the Muppet Show! With our special guest star, Captain Jonathan Archer!!!
     
  5. Nerys Myk

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    No one was sure why Archer's crowd surfing attempt went so horribly wrong.
     
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    SATO: Lothos says you have to pop the Tholian like an egg in the microwave to leap out of here.
     
  7. Doc Mugatu

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    The most startling discovery Captain Archer made in the Mirror Universe was that T'Pol was actually a V-pop sensation throughout the empire.
     
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    Captain Archer: Contrary to rumors, you can kneel down like so in these new uniforms without the worry of unsettling butt crack exposure. And for you lucky ladies, a mini-skirt option that is both suitable for landing party duty or go-go dancing.
     
  9. Finn

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    Captain's Log: I'm having one of those mornings where I need strong coffee. I'm not sure which universes I should be in...being some guy named Beckett, being stuck with Candice Bergen somewhere in DC or in New Orleans playing piano and solving military crimes.

    T'Pol: NCIS; New Orleans won't come out for another ten years...

    Archer: Computer, have the chef brew a pot of espresso
     
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    Archer: What do you mean, you're pregnant?
     
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    ARCHER: Hey! Mego Andorian! You're out of uniform.
     
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    Archer (disciplining T'pol for mutiny): T'Pol, you are a disgrace to the uniform...huh...actually you look pretty good in that uniform...huh no wait, where was I again...


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    Archer: Didn't you get the memo on the new uniform? Trip got the memo.
     
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    Archer: I'm in command now, either you submit to my authority or I shall destroy you with my intense glare.

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    Archer: So NONE of you have the keys to the Shuttlepods?!

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    Forrest: We're on the hunt for a Ferengi ship. Regulations state that one Ferengi must die before any mission is completed.

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    T'Pol: You really shouldn't have used "Porthos" as your password for everything. You work for me now.

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    Archer: And in just 3 short years, you will all get uniforms as cool as mine!
     
  14. Tenacity

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    Archer: "I won't lie to you. This is a dangerious mission, one of you might not come back. Although it's impossible to say who."

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    Forrest: "Pick up your head Archer, straighten your back. You want to be treated like a boss, you have to walk like a boss."
     
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    Aaron Sorkin Presents: Star Trek: West Wing
     
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    ARCHER: Is there a problem, midriffman?
     
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    ARCHER: Mmm...just wondering... If a Forrest gets blown out the airlock in deep space, does he make a sound?
     
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    ARCHER: Visine Visine Visine Visine!
     
  19. Nerys Myk

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    ARCHER: Is this really the right time to be posting selfies? Who's @EmpressHS anyway?
     
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    Mirror Universe counterparts played by Scar Bakula and Vaughn Harmstrong.
     
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