VOTE VOTE VOTE - ENT Caption Competition #007 Belly Buttons

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Enterprise' started by Tenacity, Jan 2, 2019.

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  12. HopefulRomantic

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    Welp, unless some hardy soul steps forward and volunteers to take over the reins here, the ENT Caption Contest will be going on indefinite haitus. :(

    But we can't end this without a final round of winners! So let's dust this forlorn little thread off and give her a good sendoff. And this time you all get to pick the winners!

    Please post your favorite image and caption-- you can vote for one of each of our five images. Voting will stay open for one week, till the end of the day next Monday. Then I'll tally the votes and announce the winners.

    Thanks to Tenacity for running the contest for us. :)

    Let the voting commence!
     
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  13. Delta Vega

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  15. HopefulRomantic

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    Hmm... the paucity of votes does seem to validate the decision to give the Caption Contest a rest. :shifty:

    Here are my votes!

    And my favorite... :biggrin:
     
  16. Mutai Sho-Rin

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  17. HopefulRomantic

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    Reminder: voting will close at midnight (Pacific Time) tonight, a little less than 20 hours from now.
     
  18. Ripped Shirt

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  19. Ripped Shirt

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  20. Ripped Shirt

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    There we go. Pretend it's a time loop ;)