VFWCC #23 - Mirror Captions

[Akiraprise]

I'm pinch hitting for Lucy of Nine this week, who hasn't been on the board for quite some time. I figured it's time for a new caption contest. I can never decide which caption I like best when reading these, so you all win from the last contest. Cop out? You bet.

If Lucy doesn't return I hope someone else will step up and take these contests over. Something to keep in mind.

Up Next:

 

[Lucy of Nine]

Hi there everyone!

I'm so sorry, I forgot to mention I was going on holidays for month to the States and wasn't able to run the comp while I was away! So sorry! Back in Australia now (don't talk to me about sitting on the runway at LAX for over 4 hours before even starting the 15 hour flight home... ergh)

I'm happy to take over after this comp finishes Big thanks to Akiraprise for stepping up

Does this mean I can enter this weeks comp? He he he he!

Lucy x

 

[Lucy of Nine]

And by the way - last caption contest winner is Daneel for his brilliant dig at me!!!

 

[Daneel]

Nice to see you back, Lucy of Nine! Glad to hear you were travelling -- some of us were starting to worry. Hope you enjoyed yourself!

And by the way - last caption contest winner is Daneel for his brilliant dig at me!!!

Thanks! You know it comes from a place of love, right?

Does this mean I can enter this weeks comp? He he he he!
Lucy x

Hey, the judge can always enter the contest -- they just never get to win.

CHAKOTAY: "So, you think it's funny to draw on people's faces while they're asleep, huh? Well, we'll see who's still lauging after you finish watching this four-hour recording of the Doctor's lecture on the Bolian digestive system. Enjoy the show."

 

[Da'an]

"Welcome to Chakotay's body piercing and tattoo parlor. We have a special offer on Prince Alberts this week, would you like one?"
"Sure..."
"Here we go."
"GODDAMN!@#$%^&*"

 

[Akiraprise]

Hi there everyone!

I'm so sorry, I forgot to mention I was going on holidays for month to the States and wasn't able to run the comp while I was away! So sorry! Back in Australia now (don't talk to me about sitting on the runway at LAX for over 4 hours before even starting the 15 hour flight home... ergh)

I'm happy to take over after this comp finishes Big thanks to Akiraprise for stepping up

Does this mean I can enter this weeks comp? He he he he!

Lucy x

No worries. I saw that it had been a month since your last post and didn't know what happened.

Enter away.

 

[Lucy of Nine]

CHAKOTAY : You think drawing on my face when I was asleep was funny, buddy? Do ya? Huh? Huh? Well then, you're just gonna LOVE the two nipples I had implanted onto your forehead when YOU were asleep, jackass...

 

[Akiraprise]

Chakotay: Your forehead's nipping a bit bud. Is it chilly in here?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Chakotay: "Drawing on my face, I can forgive. But playing Pacman on it. You're going to suffer, bub."

 

[Triskelion]

Well it's my own fault. I asked for more characterization.

 

[Finn]

Chakotay: "If you don't talk, I'm going to make you watch a silly holonovel one of my former student stole from a former commanding officer of hers:

Alien: "NO! Not TATV!!! NOOOOOO!!!!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Chakotay: "Tell me what I want to know, or the humanoid badger bites it off ..."

 

[tehfunz0rz]

Chakotay: Good God, man, you're not supposed to take that much peyote all at once…

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHAKOTAY: How'd you get ahold of a shirt from Star Trek XI???

 

[Triskelion]

Chakotay: You're gonna regret falling asleep babysitting Naomi Wildman.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kos'tanza: "I think they moved."

 

[Captain Crow]

Chakotay: Man, I've got to do something about my halitosis. I keep knocking people out when I open my mouth even just a little bit.

 

[Mistral]

Chakotay: "Listen, bitch, you're gonna tell me how you put this shit on my face and, more importantly, how to get it off or I swear, I will kiss you! Or kill you-I get those two confused sometimes.""

 

[Triskelion]

That's the worst Hellboy costume ever. No way it's going to beat my costume "Map of the Kiev Metro Soviet Subway System".

 

[tehfunz0rz]

Nipple-Face regrets not locking the bathroom door.