VFWCC #20 Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the captions...

[Lucy of Nine]

OH my goodness! What a brilliant bunch of entries! Hilarious!

Well.... here we go then! And the nominee's are....

Special mentions go to :

Paris: Uh, Captain -
Janeway: It's still there, isn't it?
Paris: Yep...

Congrats, 26138, For being very clever... (for use of the bouncing ball/colourful onion which we all know and love)

Photoshop Award goes to Shatmandu :

Paris: "I thought our lives after returning to Earth would be better than this ..."

But I also loved Ratboy's caption on the Photoshop, so you get a pat on the back too...

Trekkie customer: "Uh, excuse me? The nacelles of the Enterprise on my collector's glass are the wrong color. They should be blue, not red."

Paris: "Jesus Christ."

But the winning entry goes too..... none other than....

Paris: "It got awkward didn't it?"
Janeway: "Yes."
Paris: "You said it wouldn't get awkward."
Janeway: "I know, I was wrong."
Paris: "A little salamander sex, a one night amphibian stand..."
Janeway: "Shut up, shut up, shut up! Don't look at me. Don't... don't talk to me for like three years or something."
Paris: sigh

You win the Bipartisan Hoodles Award for Regular Nonchalance! Well done!!!
(About a dozen of you deserved awards, but International Star Trek Geekdom Law permits only a few winners....)

ONTO THIS WEEK!

 

[Lucy of Nine]

Even though I can't enter, I still had the urge to do a photoshop to start you all off!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Thanks for the win!

Nice photoshop too!

"Are you Sarah Connor?"

Boothby: "Do I look like Sarah Connor, you Teutonic idiot!"

 

[Shatmandu]

A photoshop win! Woo-hoo!

Boothby: "I think I met your grandma, back when I was a traveling wampum salesman."

 

[Shatmandu]

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Boothby: "Yeah, I'm the groundskeeper here at the Academy. I planted this here tree thirty-nine years ago."

Chakotay: "Hey!"

Boothby: "Oops, sorry, honest mistake."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

EMH: "hmmm, f-stop, aperture setting... light meter... light meter... where did I... Oh Commander, you're just in time. Why don't you join Mr Boothby for this photo?"

Chakotay: "Don't mind if I do."

EMH: "Where was I? f-stop, aperture... here's my light meter. Ah, compensate for the added subject, widen the focus. Light source has shifted. Those shadows aren't good..."

Chakotay: "This going to take long Doctor? I have a shuttle to crash."

EMH: "Almost there Commander."

Boothby: "Are you kidding? When he asked me to pose, I was a teenager."

 

[Shatmandu]

Chakotay: "Oh, sacred Spirit Guide Tonny-Waka-Hutu, He Who Walks With Pupils Fixed, I call upon thee to prevent red eye."
Boothby, under breath: "Asshole."

 

[Rat Boy]

Chakotay: "That's either a camera drone or an assassin probe, I could never remember which. Either way, just keep smiling."

 

[Shatmandu]

Is anyone old enough to get this one?

 

[Mistral]

Is anyone old enough to get this one?

Yup! My Favorite!

 

[Shatmandu]

^ Cool.

Chakotay: "Do you Species 4872 enjoy gambling? My cousin runs a casino on Earth you've just got to check out."
<Boothby turns.>
Chakotay: "Loosest slots in New New Mexico ..."

 

[Alrik]

Yup! My Favorite!

Too funny.

 

[Daneel]

BOOTHBY: "Hey Commander, what's up with that multi-coloured sticker on your uniform, just above your crotch?"

CHAKOTAY: "Oh, it's Pride Week on Voyager. This is about as much as I can do to my uniform while keeping it regulation, but I always like to show my support in some way. Okay, smile for the camera."

BOOTHBY: "Uhhh... right." >pause< "Say, this isn't going to be published in one of those queer-o-sexual magazines, is it?"

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Chakotay: "Heh, heh, heh. Look at the friendly Borg drone, Boothby. No, no, they all do that, nothing to worry about. Why don't you try shaking its hand? ....thought I'd forgotten the boxing did you, Boothby? Two cracked jaws, a broken nose....keep smiling, Boothby, it just wants to say hello..."

 

[Captain Crow]

Boothby: Get your hand off my ass.

 

[Triskelion]

Great thread and 'shop, Lucy of Nine! And Shatmandu!

Boothby: Now let's get one under the hose.

 

[Shatmandu]

Thanks, Tri. I appreciate that.

This next one is by Alrik. He came up with the concept and the base photo. I just did the horrific photoshop.

 

[Nerys Myk]

BOOTHBY: God, I hate tourists.

 

[Shatmandu]

Chakotay: "Say 'Murderous, Disease-Spreading Whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiites ...' "