VFWCC #20 Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the captions...

[Alrik]

Thanks, Tri. I appreciate that.

This next one is by Alrik. He came up with the concept and the base photo. I just did the horrific photoshop.

Awesome. Great work Shatmandu!

Tim: "Are you ever going to get this ship fixed?"

Uncle Martin: "Propulsion is still dead, but I did manage to get the automated targeting scanners back up this morning. By the way....stand verrrry still."

 

[Alrik]

Boothby: "He said to 'smile'. Not to stand there looking like a grinning idiot. Geez! Can't you get anything right?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Boothby: "Janeway still loud when she has sex?"

 

[Alrik]

Boothby: "Janeway still loud when she has sex?"

Chakotay: "No clue. I've been trying to tap that for years, but no luck. You might ask Seven."

 

[Rat Boy]

Boothby: "Wait a minute; aren't you people afraid that cameras will steal your soul or something?"

Chakotay: "After what I've done to please the captain? I'm pretty sure my soul checked out a long time ago."

 

[Alrik]

Boothby: "Take your thumb out of my ass, or I'll use your nards as a speedbag."

 

[Shatmandu]

Boothby: "I've got a nicer ass than that Kes you fly around with."

 

[26138]

Thanks for the special mention!

Doctor: It's amazing what 24th century technology can do - you can hardly tell that they're both cardboard cutouts that I found while rummaging through Mr. Neelix's pantry!

 

[Mistral]

Doctor: "Lovely. A picture of Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-dumb."

Boothby: "I'm Dee!":

 

[Triskelion]

Boothby: I don't wanna see my face photoshopped to any naked bodies on the interwebs.

 

[Daneel]

Doctor: It's amazing what 24th century technology can do - you can hardly tell that they're both cardboard cutouts that I found while rummaging through Mr. Neelix's pantry!

CHAKOTAY: "Hey! I'm not a cardboard cutout!"

DOCTOR: "Oh... of course Commander, I was just kidding!" >mutters to himself< "Right, like I'm the first one to make that mistake."

 

[Triskelion]

Chak: Remember? I was secretary of the Expedition Club?
Boothby: No...
Chak: Broke the shuttle speed record for the parking lot run?
Boothby: Not really...
Chak: You used to bring me a bouquet of pink lady's slippers every late-mid afternoon?
Boothby: Oh! Were you the young lieutenant who rescued the commandant's whole family from an exploding warp coil simulator?
Chak: No...that was Lieutenant T'Prius, a Vulcan. In a wheelchair.
Boothby: Oh...then, no. Sorry son.
Chak: The prizefight? You were my coach? You kept yelling 'Stay away from the ropes!' You used to train me as a cadet? I got your daughter pregnant?
Boothby: Let it go, Commander. It's just sad.

 

[Mistral]

Even though I can't enter, I still had the urge to do a photoshop to start you all off!

Boothby: "You know, babys don't really feel pain."

Chakotay: "That's why you can pick them up with a pitchfork!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHAKOTAY (through gritted teeth): They haven't put Burger King hat on us, have they?

 

[Shatmandu]

CHAKOTAY (through gritted teeth): They haven't put Burger King hat on us, have they?

Boothby: "No, but I'd like to show you a Whopper."