VFWCC #16 - Get these captions to sickbay!

[gwud]

Tom: Just a quick squeeze?
Torres: Lay one finger on me and I'll bite it off!

 

[Mistral]

"You did this to me! It's your fault, so if you want to live you won't say word one about 'natural childbirth', got it?!?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Paris never suggested Torres wear a catsuit again.

 

[Koinek]

This has got to be the best one yet.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"PMS? PMS!? If this was PMS, you'd be spelunking up your own ass!"

 

[Hedbergian]

B'Elana was a bit ... zealous with her Lewis Black impression.

 

[Nerys Myk]

TOM: I swear to God baby, she was my sister!!!!

TORRES: We're on the otherside of the Galaxy, how can she be your sister?

TOM: I gotta update my excuses.

 

[Triskelion]

No, no thanks B'Elanna. I'll just go to sickbay for the regular hemorrhoid treatment.

 

[Shatmandu]

Finding leopard print panties under Tom's pillow was bad enough, but then Torres saw the name "Harry Kim" sewn into the waistband.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Torres: "Farting and then pulling the covers up over my head, shouting 'Gas attack!', does not constitute high comedy."

 

[Triskelion]

No no no, it was Kirk with the flying butt kick. Picard had the assless chaps. Noooob!

 

[ria 75]

B'Elanna: (.................................................................................................)
Tom (thinking): Boy, those new earplugs are really effective.

 

[Shatmandu]

Paris: "So I forgot to flush. So what?"
Torres: "For a month?"

 

[Gary7]

Paris: "B'Elanna, it was just a minor little request. C'mon..."
Torres: "Mouthwash? Klingons don't do mouthwash!!"
Paris: "Well, I'm sorry. I don't like the taste of gagh when I'm kissing my partner. Sheesh, you didn't get nearly this upset when I asked you to start putting on underarm deodorant."
Torres: (horrible Klingon snarling that no English phonetics can capture)

 

[Lucy of Nine]

B'Elanna : Look at you! You disgust me! You're just like every other ex-Star Trek star, piling on the kilo's as soon as the series finishes up...

 

[ria 75]

B'Elanna : Look at you! You disgust me! You're just like every other ex-Star Trek star, piling on the kilo's as soon as the series finishes up...

Did he just get a part in BSG?

 

[Rat Boy]

Torres: "I don't care if special orders don't upset them, lay off the Whoppers!"

 

[Lucy of Nine]

B'Elanna : Look at you! You disgust me! You're just like every other ex-Star Trek star, piling on the kilo's as soon as the series finishes up...

Did he just get a part in BSG?

Glad you liked my photoshop!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Paris: "Yeah, I get it. You wear the pants in the family. You're the breadwinner, but I'm not eating gagh and I draw the line at you criticising my pregnancy cravings."

 

[Triskelion]

You never paid me Tuesday for the last burger!