Poll USS Discovery vs USS Orville, which would win?
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The Oralville has some not yet seen advantages over Discovery.
It has reinforcing Fart-shield Technology... FST gathers fart gas from all areas of the ship and stores until needed. When activated, the gas is released in a bubble around the enemy combatant ship disabling it's defenses and rendering everyone aboard unconscious. Then the Oralville positions itself behind the now thoroughly gassed combatant ship, deploys its Cockram and commences screwing the enemy ship up its tailpipe.
Its true! Word has it this will be seen in an upcoming episode of Family Guy. Peter will be watching an episode of The Oralville when those events occur. Peter will then break the forth wall, tell us how he wanted to do that on the actual show but the studio balked at the idea.
I keed! I keed! 
But I do wonder how long until Seth plugs Oralville on Family Guy.
OT: Discovery would spin circles around the Oralville.
But I do wonder how long until Seth plugs Oralville on Family Guy.OT: Discovery would spin circles around the Oralville.
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I love STD. It's my second-favorite Star Trek series, and Lorca is rapidly becoming my favorite Captain.
Whichever one was the good guy would win. If they are both good guys, then near the destruction of one another they realize their common foe and unite to go defeat someone else.
Good guy always wins.
Yeah like the entire show is based around a silly crew and their bumbling errors so, I kinda find this one pretty likely.
Good guy always wins.
Yeah like the entire show is based around a silly crew and their bumbling errors so, I kinda find this one pretty likely.
Yeah I use STD and I love STD,
I may also be fairly immature and cannot otherwise help myself.
I'm not clear on how this thread has continued since this is obviously the only correct answer.
phasers, lasers, blasters, torpedoes, shuttles, fighters,
Just sayin you get Malcom, Zoe, Jayne and Kaylee on board either ship, it's all over.
Hijinks of the funny and capable + frontier cowboy attitude beats rock, paper, scissors, trek and pretty much everything else.
Just sayin you get Malcom, Zoe, Jayne and Kaylee on board either ship, it's all over.
Hijinks of the funny and capable + frontier cowboy attitude beats rock, paper, scissors, trek and pretty much everything else.
Enterprise under Kirk. Shuts down all systems but Life Support. When Discovery and Orville move in to see what's going on, Kirk unleashes holy heck on both of them.
Fade to black, end credits.
If it were just between Orville and Discovery, I'm edging toward the Orville. They had 2 of the three Quantum engines blown off, shields next to out and still got out of a problem.
Discovery gets a few shots in from a Klingon ship and shields are almost gone. Mudd even commented on Discovery's design flaw of being able to be destroyed so easily.
Fade to black, end credits.
If it were just between Orville and Discovery, I'm edging toward the Orville. They had 2 of the three Quantum engines blown off, shields next to out and still got out of a problem.
Discovery gets a few shots in from a Klingon ship and shields are almost gone. Mudd even commented on Discovery's design flaw of being able to be destroyed so easily.
Leaning towards Orville only because it's 25th century tech (weapons wise) VS 23rd century tech (and an infinite improbability Spore Drive 
). If it were just the two Captains Lorca VS Mercer; Lorca would wipe the floor with mercer as ,mercer is just not a 'Combat oriented Captain.
). If it were just the two Captains Lorca VS Mercer; Lorca would wipe the floor with mercer as ,mercer is just not a 'Combat oriented Captain.
Leaning towards Orville only because it's 25th century tech (weapons wise) VS 23rd century tech (and an infinite improbability Spore Drive
Mercer would be a lot funnier though.
He could if he knew about the spore drive but unlikely if he just met Discovery while exploring, both ships probably have no idea what the other is capable of.
Haters use STD for obvious reason which is why fans of discovery will never use it.
Depends if the Orville has better technology then 25th century federation tech, it doesn't have transporter.Leaning towards Orville only because it's 25th century tech (weapons wise) VS 23rd century tech (and an infinite improbability Spore Drive
We're talking in a military conflict? Come on now, Discovery would blow Orville to bits while Mercer was thinking of sardonic comments to make about cheating with a blue guy.
