Those are some great ideas Newspaper Taxi - Honestly I would want to watch that, especially the one with Quark..
An ion/plasma storm (in that order yes!!!) is about to past through DS9 and the crew, after preparing the station, hunkers down for a somewhat quiet 'evening' since actvities must be brought to a minimum...
The crew and population of DS9 starts acting strangely, very suddenly...
Dax seems to get very aggressive and short tempered, and after a strane altercation, has to be put in a holding cell...she curses, complaining that her rights have been violated..
Kira suddeny acts drunk and wobbles, slurrs her words, acts silly-yet what can anyone do-she's the station's senior x.o, and they can't seem to find anything actually wrong with her...
Julian for some reason, can't see to concentrate on anything, he appears hyper-active, jittery.
These strange behaviors seem to spread around the station, only Sisko, Odo, and Worf are unaffected.
The problem is that any scans seem to turn up nothing....
Things get out of hand when Sisko is accidently knocked unconscious by another hyperactive Jake trying to show him something he found-Worf and Odo go missing.
Julian can't treat Sisko well because he's suffering from severe hyperactivity, and eventually just leaves saying, "I can't...I can't stay here any longer..."
Kira is up in Opts crying and then singing because she lost control of the station and let everyone down - then she cheerfully looks out to the screen to see the ion/plasma storm and enjoys it- she won't pay attention to anything else..
The storm is weakening the shields of the station due to deglect and lack of monitoring and adjustments...
A distress signal is sent to Bajor, but because of the ion/plasma storm, it's doubtful it made it.
Another general distress signal was sent out as well, but the same outcome is feared...
A Starship finally arrives to find a station 'tilted' with lights flaring here and there.
They somehow gain access, and who steps out of the airlock but Dr. Pulaski!
She gets to the infirmary after literally fighting her way through the promenade-a mess, with chaos, grafitti and strange behaviors ..
After bringing up logs, and scanning, she comes to a conclusion; it was the Raktajino - a strong klingon coffee- from the replicators-
How? She sees Sisko's cup besides her, thinks of getting one herself, then decides to do a little test on the coffee itself, since evidence doesn't show up in the people displaying the behavior.
Somehow the ion/plasma storm caused a serious malfunction with the station's replicator energy feed, mutating the base ingredients in the coffee, making it extra strong, and causing all sorts of psychotic affects.
Worf wasn't affected because of his Klingon physiology, Odo because he is a changeling, and Sisko, because he drinks a lot of it.
She synthesizes a simple antedote that calms neuro activity and programs the stations to release it through the atmospheric ducts...
Later she treats Sisko and he recovers and is up and about- They find Odo and Worf, locked in a old unused room, by someone-they suspect Quark-to take advantage of the mayhem, but can't prove it...
Everyone is back to normal-the place is a mess..............