Uncomfortable Plot Summaries Game!
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Avatar: Governmental operation use free medical care to tempt a crippled man to commit acts of deception and near-genocide on native population.
Apollo 13: Government operation makes a big mistake, pretty much stumbles and lucks its way to a solution.
Waterworld: Man drinks his own piss, does pretty much nothing else for 3 hours.
Transformers (1 and 2): Motor-mouth kid with ADD and various other social and neurological disorders tries to score, oh and there's robots fighting.
Kick-Ass: Ruthless drug-lord and crime king-pin is taken down by a teenager and a pre-pubescent girl.
House (TV series): Drug-addict doctor with severe social and ethical issues somehow never loses his medical license or mal-practice insurance.
24 (TV series): Former federal agent is always right when it comes to saving the country. No one listens to him.
Lost (TV series): Stuff happens, stuff happens that negates that stuff, stuff then happens as reverses on that stuff, characters somehow know act as confused as the audience.
Star Trek Insurrection: Governmental operation wants to relocate non-natives from their home to a new one in order exploit environmental resources so that it can improve the medical needs for countless billions of lives. Captain of a ship doesn't want it to happen because some chick there made his dick hard.
Apollo 13: Government operation makes a big mistake, pretty much stumbles and lucks its way to a solution.
Waterworld: Man drinks his own piss, does pretty much nothing else for 3 hours.
Transformers (1 and 2): Motor-mouth kid with ADD and various other social and neurological disorders tries to score, oh and there's robots fighting.
Kick-Ass: Ruthless drug-lord and crime king-pin is taken down by a teenager and a pre-pubescent girl.
House (TV series): Drug-addict doctor with severe social and ethical issues somehow never loses his medical license or mal-practice insurance.
24 (TV series): Former federal agent is always right when it comes to saving the country. No one listens to him.
Lost (TV series): Stuff happens, stuff happens that negates that stuff, stuff then happens as reverses on that stuff, characters somehow know act as confused as the audience.
Star Trek Insurrection: Governmental operation wants to relocate non-natives from their home to a new one in order exploit environmental resources so that it can improve the medical needs for countless billions of lives. Captain of a ship doesn't want it to happen because some chick there made his dick hard.
Jesus Christ Superstar: Man becomes disenchanted with service organization he's joined. Said organization used to be about charity and helping the poor but has recently turned into a cult of personality centering on cult's leader. Cult leader wastes organization's funds on food, alcohol, prostitutes, and parties.
Disaffected man decides he must take action after cult leader enters the capitol city to cause rabble rousing and ransacks an open air market. Man seeks out government authorities who are likewise concerned about cult leader. Man agrees to reveal location of cult leader's secret hideout.
Governmental authorities arrest cult leader. He is tried and convicted by the state, found guilty and sentenced to death. Disaffected man feels remorse at having betrayed cult leader who was also a friend. Commits suicide. Rest of cult members go on to blow the day's events completely out of proportion.
Disaffected man decides he must take action after cult leader enters the capitol city to cause rabble rousing and ransacks an open air market. Man seeks out government authorities who are likewise concerned about cult leader. Man agrees to reveal location of cult leader's secret hideout.
Governmental authorities arrest cult leader. He is tried and convicted by the state, found guilty and sentenced to death. Disaffected man feels remorse at having betrayed cult leader who was also a friend. Commits suicide. Rest of cult members go on to blow the day's events completely out of proportion.
Star Trek Generations: A old man has to get help from another old man to fight an evil old man, because the first old man couldn't beat up the evil old man by himself (they punched so weakly that it was turning into a stalemate). The old man who helped the first old man fell down and couldn't get up, and neither of them were wearing a medicare bracelet 
Star Trek First Contact: A bunch of cyborgs from Terminator 2 got confused and jumped to the past of Star Trek to kill John Connor, but after exhaustive searching for him, and only able to find a drunk hippie loser, instead, their Queen has sex with the first Android she can find.
Star Trek Insurrection: An old Captain and his crew fight to protect the eternal youth of a race that: Doesn't deserve their help, didn't ask for their help, and has no interest in moving a finger to go along with this pointless help. But the leader is a hot MILF who promised the Captain some hero sex if he acted macho and brave. The Captain does the heroic thing of.......destroying the satellite with the sails that was threatening the people below (with its massive sails). MILF tells the Captain afterward that she was just cock teasing him and gets no hero sex.
Doctor Who: Old man tempts young women into a life of adventure and extreme danger. Usually neglects to tell them that he's effectively immortal.
The Lost World, Jurassic Park: Company decides to increase profit by opening new zoo. Company wants to harvest wildlife from nature preserve that they own, but born-again-environmentalist CEO refuses. He is dismissed and company goes ahead with plan. Now bitter, ex-CEO dispatches team of eco-terrorists to sabotage company operation. They succeed, but soon after "liberating" the "enslaved" animals, said animals trash terrorists' camp. Bloodshed ensues as terrorists and company employees race to escape nature preserve infested with bloodthirsty animals.
