Uncomfortable Plot Summaries Game!

[Hunter X]

Minority Report: Cop supports use of precognitive technology for crimefighting. Ends up destroying this system when it stops working out in his favour.

 

[Truth_Seeker]

"Moon" - A guy is talking to himself for an hour and a half.

"I Am Legend" - A mentally unstable guy is talking to dogs, dolls and rats for an hour and a half.

 

[DonIago]

"New Moon" - 3 people with various social disorders fail to realize that the world doesn't, in fact, revolve around them.

 

[Bishbot]

"Alien" - The eating habits of the human spawned xenomorph.

It's not mine originally, but for Alien I've always enjoyed:

"An unplanned pregnancy causes complications"

 

[captcalhoun]

Phantom Menace: Slave boy is rescued by religious cult. Evil religious cult tries to invade planet and bring down government whilst secretly fighting other cult. Slave boy is indoctrinated into cult.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Jaws: Three men go on fishing trip. Consider buying a larger boat.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Star Trek - TMP: The Enterprise flys into a huge space cloud. No one notices.

Star Trek – The Wrath of Khan: A man seeks justice against the military commander who caused the death of his wife. The military commander's negligence and disrespect for regulations gets several of his subordinates, including his best friend, killed.

Star Trek III: Refusing to retire with dignity, a bunch of washed-up officers hijack two Starships and sabotage a third on their quest to steal their friend's corpse.

Star Trek IV: Criminals refuse to return to their home planet to stand trial, instead traveling back in time to poach endangered whales.

 

[Sephiroth]

Back to the future: crazy old man takes teenage boy hotrodding, also: chock full of incest

 

[Skellington]

Battlestar Galactica: The human race, led by a gangster with delusions of worthiness and a president who was never elected, spend four years running for their lives from their own creations and then commit mass suicide, condemning the next 6,000 generations of their descendants to short and brutal lives; but not before murdering their only friend in the universe and losing most of what made them worthy of survival in the first place.

 

[Skellington]

Doctor Who: Bitter old man travelling with his "granddaughter" in a stolen ship kidnaps two teachers, possibly prepares to murder a member of a primitive tribe and later commits numerous acts of genocide, including one against his own race. Never mentions a spouse but tends to travel alone with jailbait or slightly older girls, dumping them within a year or two. Along the way, he becomes an icon for kids everywhere.

 

[Brikar99]

"Star Trek" - Hot headed punk with daddy issues cheats his way into command of a starship crewed by freaky aliens and wacky geniuses.

 

[captcalhoun]

Attack of the Clones: Corrupt politician creates slave army to fight other corrupt politicians slave army as part of a complex plot to become a dictator and exterminate a religious cult.

 

[Truth_Seeker]

"Avatar" - A guy joins a group of ecological terrorists and together they destroy a profitable mining operation.

 

[DonIago]

"The Wizard of Oz"/"Alice in Wonderland" - Girl has dream/drug-induced fantasy in which she learns a few things about herself.

 

[propita]

The Wizard Of Oz: "Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again."

 

[Greg Cox]

The Dark Knight: Costumed vigilante inspires copycat psychos and anarchists. Chaos ensues.

The Omen: Crazed U.S. Ambassador tries to stab his adopted son to death.

Soylent Green: Loose cannon cop sabotages practical solution to the world's food crisis.

 

[Joel_Kirk]

Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith-A man throws a tantrum because he can't be on a council, so he listens to rhetoric from a politician and decides to go on a homicidal run; killing women, children, and fellow comrades.

 

[Greg Cox]

The Mask of Fu Manchu: brilliant Chinese scientist fights Western imperialism--by any means possible.

Dracula: ageless nobleman holds secret of eternal life, is brutally murdered by crazy Dutchman.

 

[stj]

Prince Caspian: Feel good story about the religious crusade to cleanse Narnia of all nonbelievers

Star Trek: Kirk abuses Spock to become captain; Young Spock becomes deeply attached to Kirk because Old Spock told him to.

Dark Knight Returns: Evil terrorist terrorizes Gotham because he's evil; two faced district attorney turns out to be a villain; suffering hero Batman takes the blame for the D.A.'s murders to preserve the D.A.'s false reputation

 

[Skywalker]

Batman Begins: Spoiled rich kid uses his parents' wealth to terrorize the local populace and satiate his own violent psychoses.