Two Wangs Make a Right?

[Amaris]

Whatever nature endorsed you with is fine and doesn't need surgical or chemical improvement.

I think you mean "endowed," not "endorsed" (yes, I know English isn't your first language).

Maybe Nature is providing monetary support for your package.

Made possible by the Hugh Jass corporation, and Viewers Like You. Thank you.

<Antiques Roadshow music>

 

[cooleddie74]

The Chubb Group withdrew? I hate when a firm, longtime sponsor pulls out like that. What's Public Television coming to....

 

[Amaris]

The Chubb Group withdrew? I hate when a firm, longtime sponsor pulls out like that. What's Public Television coming to....

Oh my god, I forgot about the Chubb group. It was right there and ready to be used!

 

[SPCTRE]

Crossing swords?

I'm pretty sure that's a term for a threesome with two dudes and one woman.

 

[iguana_tonante]

I mean what is the term for two persons with penises rubbing their dicks together for mutual enjoyment?

Frotting/frottage.

I knew that off the top of my head.

I'm kind of ashamed.

I prefer the term penis fencing. It has a certain je ne sais quoi.

I'm kind of ashamed.

I'm ashamed of you, too. You throw yourself on your sword for this.

In light of my previous statement, this is anatomically impossible.

 

[Amaris]

Oh, it's possible, but it will be like trying to cut a ripe tomato with the dull side of a kitchen knife.

 

[SPCTRE]

like trying to cut a ripe tomato with the dull side of a kitchen knife.

I don't like any aspect of this metaphor

 

[Amaris]

like trying to cut a ripe tomato with the dull side of a kitchen knife.

I don't like any aspect of this metaphor

 

[cooleddie74]

Well, now. There go my plans to make a nice, festive little salad. (*Eyes the cucumbers suspiciously*)

 

[Amaris]

You know what, guys? I'm starting to think we could turn a house of prayer into a den of debauchery.

I've never been so proud.

 

[Captain Kathryn]

I chose Batman. Because Batman.

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

Crossing swords?

I'm pretty sure that's a term for a threesome with two dudes and one woman.

But used when the two swords touch, so maybe can be used either way?

 

[cooleddie74]

I chose Batman. Because Batman.

Indeed. Truly, the wise choice.

[yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGl6OlSczdU[/yt]

 

[Melakon]

They don't call Dick Grayson the Boy Wonder for nothin'.

 

[rhubarbodendron]

You know what, guys? I'm starting to think we could turn a house of prayer into a den of debauchery.

That'd surely solve the problem of the churches always being so empty about which the priests keep complaining.

 

[SPCTRE]

I chose Batman. Because Batman.

Indeed. Truly, the wise choice.

[yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGl6OlSczdU[/yt]

GLHB

 

[Amaris]

You know what, guys? I'm starting to think we could turn a house of prayer into a den of debauchery.

That'd surely solve the problem of the churches always being so empty about which the priests keep complaining.

I'd come every Wednesday, and twice on Sundays. Perhaps even one right after the other.