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Two Wangs Make a Right?

Would you add man unit?


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  • Poll closed .
But which person has the pleasure of opening the pod bay doors?

It might be unseemly to go 'round asking gay couples which of them is HAL and which of them is Dave. Best case scenario is you get an eye roll and become the topic of conversation at the next dinner party.

Plus, not every gay couple is interested in that particular scenario.
 
If I as a female may be so bold as to add my 2 cents to the discussion of male attributes: in my humble opinion and experience it's neither number nor size that matters but only the skill and the emotions involved. Whatever nature endorsed you with is fine and doesn't need surgical or chemical improvement. All you require to content a lady (or a gay gentleman) is a pinch of self-assurance and a good deal of love.
It also helps to take things easy. No prob if your best friend wants to take a day off. It happens to us, too, only it's not that obvious. Just relax, it's all right with us :)
 
If I as a female may be so bold as to add my 2 cents to the discussion of male attributes: in my humble opinion and experience it's neither number nor size that matters but only the skill and the emotions involved.

[yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvrupRQD44I[/yt]



Whatever nature endorsed you with is fine and doesn't need surgical or chemical improvement.
I think you mean "endowed," not "endorsed" (yes, I know English isn't your first language).


Okay, you can be the King, and J. can be the Court Jester. That leaves a Prince, and various Dukes and Barons.
Don't forget counts, viscounts, archdukes, and viceroys. If we're gonna have nobility in here, let's do it right.
Viceroy is a political office, not a title of nobility. It's also a brand of cigarettes.

There, now I've filled my pedantry quota for the month.
 
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Okay, you can be the King, and J. can be the Court Jester. That leaves a Prince, and various Dukes and Barons.
Don't forget counts, viscounts, archdukes, and viceroys. If we're gonna have nobility in here, let's do it right.
Viceroy is a political office, not a title of nobility. It's also a brand of cigarettes.

There, now I've filled my pedantry quota for the month.

I just threw it in because I love how "viceroy" sounds. :(
 
"Hi, I'm Nature and I endorse this wang."



I feel so bad, I should have made a pole for women, too. Surly there are women out there who might be inclined, though rare as they may be, to have a couple installed, or a Johnson & Johnson proceedure.
 
I think you mean "endowed," not "endorsed" (yes, I know English isn't your first language).
There, now I've filled my pedantry quota for the month.
{{{{{{{scotpens}}}}}}} It's very much appreciated! (The correction, I mean, not you having filled your quota :D)
I wish everyone'd tell me when I make a mistake. Then I'd have a chance of improving on my English. It's really annoying how much you forget once you've been out of school for 30 years.
 
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