Two Wangs Make a Right?

[Squiggy]

 

[Peach Wookiee]

You know... there's animated pr0n of this...

 

[Amaris]

I mean what is the term for two persons with penises rubbing their dicks together for mutual enjoyment?

Frottage.

I mean what is the term for two persons with penises rubbing their dicks together for mutual enjoyment?

Frotting/frottage.

I knew that off the top of my head.

I'm kind of ashamed.

Ah, don't feel ashamed. It's good to have a vast vocabulary of sex terms. Makes it much, much easier to search.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

I mean what is the term for two persons with penises rubbing their dicks together for mutual enjoyment?

Frottage.

A bit slow on the draw there, old chap!

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I mean what is the term for two persons with penises rubbing their dicks together for mutual enjoyment?

Frottage.

A bit slow on the draw there, old chap!

That's what he said last night...

 

[Amaris]

I mean what is the term for two persons with penises rubbing their dicks together for mutual enjoyment?

Frottage.

A bit slow on the draw there, old chap!

I didn't catch your post at the bottom of the page, so when I went to the next page and saw teacake mention it sounds like a cheese, I knew someone had already been there.

 

[Relayer1]

OK, now what's 'docking' ?

 

[cooleddie74]

The "Batman" option does stir one's curiosity. Would Batman be a superior crime fighter and hero with two wangs? Would another tool hanging below his utility belt strike even more fear into the villains hiding amongst the citizens of Gotham City? Even Joel Schumacher couldn't find a way to screw that up.

Okay, that last sentence has no basis in reality.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

The "Batman" option does stir one's curiosity. Would Batman be a superior crime fighter and hero with two wangs? Would another tool hanging below his utility belt strike even more fear into the villains of Gotham City? Even Joel Schumacher couldn't find a way to screw that up.

Okay, that last sentence has no basis in reality.

It's the option this BBS deserves... but not the option this BBS needs right now.

 

[Amaris]

OK, now what's 'docking' ?

Docking is when you're engaging in frottage, and push the foreskin of your penis over that of the other man's.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

This thread is like the old days.


The old days were stupid.

 

[Melakon]

Frottage.

Well, of course, you'd know it. You're the King of Kinky Kingdom around here.

 

[cooleddie74]

He does make my proclivities look subdued and conventional, that's for sure. And for that, I thank him with a stiff handshake and a playful smack.

 

[Amaris]

Frottage.

Well, of course, you'd know it. You're the King of Kinky Kingdom around here.

Cooleddie's cherished praise aside (and he downplays himself far too much), I wouldn't consider myself the King. While I do have a considerable wealth of knowledge on the subject, there are several members of this board to whom that knowledge would pale in comparison.

 

[RoJoHen]

I would have called it jousting.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

But which person has the pleasure of opening the pod bay doors?

 

[Amaris]

I would have called it jousting.

There is one called jousting.

 

[RoJoHen]

I would have called it jousting.

There is one called jousting.

Of course there is.

 

[Amaris]

I would have called it jousting.

There is one called jousting.

Of course there is.

Well, you have to figure the obvious ones to be already taken. Jousting, as a sport, has been around for centuries, so it would have only been a matter of time before modern parlance decided to repurpose the word.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

But which person has the pleasure of opening the pod bay doors?

It might be unseemly to go 'round asking gay couples which of them is HAL and which of them is Dave. Best case scenario is you get an eye roll and become the topic of conversation at the next dinner party.