Two Wangs Make a Right?

[tharpdevenport]

So, we've read the news story which turns out according to some sources, like Snopes, to be false, of the woman gettign a third boob installed to turn men off.

But we all know damn well that wouldn't work. I'm not going to look, but I bet right now there is three-boob porn out there.


But guys, let's say you knew some women would want you more if you had two master blasters (aisde from the real life medical condition where you are born with two or more), would you go and have an extra surgically installed (talk about a donor!)? The combos are endless: different sizes, different colors, "directional headings", etc.


So, hypothetically, would you?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I totally would, I've always wished I had more than one. My single blender blaster thingy is totally lonely.

 

[Melakon]

This question is sexist.

Besides, why would I want two when the one I already have isn't getting any action as it is?

And it would take twice as long to pee.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

But Melakon they could keep each other warm during the cold decades.

 

[Relayer1]

The combos are endless: different sizes, different colors, "directional headings", etc.

Sort of a 'Swiss Army penis‘ ?

 

[Melakon]

But Melakon they could keep each other warm during the cold decades.

Adds new meaning to the phrase 'playing with yourself'.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

What is the opposite of scissoring?

 

[doubleohfive]

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I know there is a term that answers my question but I may never find out because, closure. Sorta the anti-closure.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Flinging around a brace of cocks is the only life for me.

 

[Trekker4747]

Want to see my cat o' nine-cocks?

 

[Locutus of Bored]

What is the opposite of scissoring?

Taping?

Scotch Tape
3M Tape
Duct Tape
Double-Sided Tape
Electrical Tape
Packing Tape

All sound kinky.

This thread is already stupid, so what the hell?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I mean what is the term for two persons with penises rubbing their dicks together for mutual enjoyment?

 

[cooleddie74]

One schwanstücker is more than enough, thank you, but a surgically-installed T-shirt cannon would come in handy so you can both get people looking at your junk and then go all Hanes Howitzer™ on their ass when you find yourself offended by their staring.

Best of both worlds.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

I mean what is the term for two persons with penises rubbing their dicks together for mutual enjoyment?

Frotting/frottage.

I knew that off the top of my head.

I'm kind of ashamed.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Oh!

That sounds like a kind of fancy cheese.

 

[tharpdevenport]

I mean what is the term for two persons with penises rubbing their dicks together for mutual enjoyment?

Frotting/frottage.

I knew that off the top of my head.

I'm kind of ashamed.

I'm ashamed of you, too. You throw yourself on your sword for this. Or if you don't have one handy, just ban youself for a week. ;-)

 

[Melakon]

What is the opposite of scissoring?

Taping?

Scotch Tape
3M Tape
Duct Tape
Double-Sided Tape
Electrical Tape
Packing Tape

All sound kinky.

This thread is already stupid, so what the hell?

Strapping Tape

 

[Green Shirt]

And it would take twice as long to pee.

Or half as long.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

And it would take twice as long to pee.

Or half as long.

But twice as challenging to aim.