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Two Wangs Make a Right?

Would you add man unit?


  • Total voters
    19
  • Poll closed .

tharpdevenport

Admiral
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So, we've read the news story which turns out according to some sources, like Snopes, to be false, of the woman gettign a third boob installed to turn men off.

But we all know damn well that wouldn't work. I'm not going to look, but I bet right now there is three-boob porn out there.


But guys, let's say you knew some women would want you more if you had two master blasters (aisde from the real life medical condition where you are born with two or more), would you go and have an extra surgically installed (talk about a donor!)? The combos are endless: different sizes, different colors, "directional headings", etc.


So, hypothetically, would you?
 
This question is sexist.

Besides, why would I want two when the one I already have isn't getting any action as it is?

And it would take twice as long to pee.
 
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One schwanstücker is more than enough, thank you, but a surgically-installed T-shirt cannon would come in handy so you can both get people looking at your junk and then go all Hanes Howitzer™ on their ass when you find yourself offended by their staring.

Best of both worlds.
 
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