Twisted Line-By-Line

[May 20]

Hello, Welcome!

We recently completed Gambit thread in the TNG forum!

For any unfamiliar with our "game," you are asked to post only a single line (defined as one character speaking without interruption by another character) per message. You can post as often as you like, but someone else must post a line in between your posts.

Our "rule" is that if the episode has a "To Be Continued..." on the end, it is done in a single thread, but if it's just an arc of related episodes (like the Dominion Occupation Arc on DS9 or the Xindi Arc on ENT), each episode is a separate thread.

Get ready for a story, here we go!

(Thanks to @Athena28 for the blatant copy and paste!)

 

[May 20]

A link to the transcript, if you so desire! http://www.chakoteya.net/Voyager/118.htm
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[Holodeck - Sandrine's]

(Kes enters. It is dark and quiet.)
KES: Hello? Anybody here? Neelix?

 

[Orac]

(The lights come on revealing the cast of Star Trek Voyager.)
The cast: SURPRISE!

 

[May 20]

NEELIX: Surprise! Happy birthday, my sweet.

 

[sekundant]

JANEWAY: Happy birthday, Kes.

 

[Orac]

Neelix: Imagine, 2 years old today. If you ask me, you don't look a day over 1.

 

[Kertrats47]

KES: Why was everyone hiding?

 

[May 20]

PARIS: Oh, it's an old Earth custom called a surprise party.

 

[mattman8907]

JANEWAY: Sorry if we startled you.

 

[Hopeful Romantic]

KES: No, I liked it. It was very exhilarating.

 

[Athena28]

NEELIX: Now, how about a glass of my special birthday punch? Garçon?

 

[May 20]

(The bartender is the EMH, in beret and smock.)
EMH: On the rocks or straight up?

 

[Oddish]

KES: "Doctor! I'm so glad you're here."

 

[May 20]

(Sandrine drapes herself over the EMH's shoulders.)
SANDRINE: My new bartender. Handsome, isn't he?

Welcome, @Oddish ! I'm glad you have joined in!

 

[sekundant]

EMH: I'm here in an official capacity, of course. In case of a medical emergency.

 

[May 20]

KES: Emergency?

 

[Oddish]

EMH: "Surprises have been known to cause acute hyperventilation, oesophageal spasms and in extreme cases, even coronary arrest. One can never be too careful."

 

[LeadHead]

On the Bridge...

Kim: I've completed the sensor diagnostic, Lieutenant. All systems are fully operational.

 

[Orac]

Tuvock: Very good, Ensign.

 

[Oddish]

KIM: "And I've recalibrated the accelerometer relays."