Twisted Endings to TNG Episodes (be creative)
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The end of The Best of Both Worlds, Part II:
The Borg ship has self-destructed after being hacked by Data and "Locutus". Riker comes down to sickbay to check on Picard.
Riker: How much do you remember?
Picard: Everything. Including some brilliantly unorthodox strategy from Starfleet's newest Captain.
When no one is looking, Riker pulls out a hypospray and injects Picard, who dies instantly.
Riker: Damn those Borg! His mechanical heart couldn't take the strain!
Starfleet's newest captain takes the Enterprise-D into dock for repairs.
The Borg ship has self-destructed after being hacked by Data and "Locutus". Riker comes down to sickbay to check on Picard.
Riker: How much do you remember?
Picard: Everything. Including some brilliantly unorthodox strategy from Starfleet's newest Captain.
When no one is looking, Riker pulls out a hypospray and injects Picard, who dies instantly.
Riker: Damn those Borg! His mechanical heart couldn't take the strain!
Starfleet's newest captain takes the Enterprise-D into dock for repairs.
How about "Encounter at Farpoint". Humanity loses the trial and Q forces humans back to Earth. TNG continues with Vulcans, Andorians, and other alien races exploring space.
Rett Mikhal
Captain
"Conundrum."
Ro Laren: "Commander, don't worry about it. As far as I'm concerned, you and I have shared something that we will treasure forever."
Will Riker: "I should probably take this time to tell you Obi-Wan just told me we're brother and sister."
Ro Laren: "Commander, don't worry about it. As far as I'm concerned, you and I have shared something that we will treasure forever."
Will Riker: "I should probably take this time to tell you Obi-Wan just told me we're brother and sister."
The Outcast - Riker successfully saves Soren and brings her back to the Enterprise. A week later he realizes he's tired of her incessant nagging and discreetly phasers her.
The Host - Crusher meets Odan in a woman's body and decides she can overcome this obstacle. As she and Odan express their love the male senior crew members jostle each other for the best view.
The Host - Crusher meets Odan in a woman's body and decides she can overcome this obstacle. As she and Odan express their love the male senior crew members jostle each other for the best view.
Worf: Captain, you keep a saddle on board?
Riker: Mr. Worf, I'm surprised at you
Crusher: Anyone who is an experienced rider, naturally has his own saddle
Troi: It's perfectly normal
Picard: Actually came in handy. I only wish I'd had the opportunity to use it on a horse, instead of just as an excuse to ditch that dead man's godawful reception
Crusher: I'd have taken a baryon sweep, to the face, to get out of there myself
Riker: That reminds me, Geordi & I deactivated Data's mouth
Crews busts into hysterical laughter. Fade out
Riker: Mr. Worf, I'm surprised at you
Crusher: Anyone who is an experienced rider, naturally has his own saddle
Troi: It's perfectly normal
Picard: Actually came in handy. I only wish I'd had the opportunity to use it on a horse, instead of just as an excuse to ditch that dead man's godawful reception
Crusher: I'd have taken a baryon sweep, to the face, to get out of there myself
Riker: That reminds me, Geordi & I deactivated Data's mouth
Crews busts into hysterical laughter. Fade out
Justice - The Edo god kills Wesley and the Senior Staff return to the ship and have a good long laugh on the bridge at the ridiculousness of the Edo culture.
Actually, that would work perfectly as an episode of TOS.
Actually, that would work perfectly as an episode of TOS.
The Pegasus. Deanna finds out that Riker is spending time on the holodeck, enjoying adventures on the Enterprise NX-01.
Further investigation reveals that the majority of these adventure are in the decontamination chamber with Hoshi, T'Pol and lots of rubbing of the goo.
Further investigation reveals that the majority of these adventure are in the decontamination chamber with Hoshi, T'Pol and lots of rubbing of the goo.
^ That would definitely be a refreshing change. Seeing as how people on TNG, DS9, and VOY frequently barged right into someone else's holodeck time without thinking twice about it.
"Where silence has lease..."
Computer: ...Ten seconds to auto-destruct...
Riker:Captain..
Picard: Abort auto-destruct sequence.
Computer: Riker, William T., do you concur?
Riker: Yes! Absolutely! I do indeed concur! Whole-heartedly!
Computer: Unable to comply. Please restate request.
Riker: What!?? Oh shi...
Enterprise explodes
Computer: ...Ten seconds to auto-destruct...
Riker:Captain..
Picard: Abort auto-destruct sequence.
Computer: Riker, William T., do you concur?
Riker: Yes! Absolutely! I do indeed concur! Whole-heartedly!
Computer: Unable to comply. Please restate request.
Riker: What!?? Oh shi...
Enterprise explodes
Data: Through Joining, they have been healed. Grief has been transmuted into joy, loneliness, to belonging
Troi: Data? You do understand
Data: Yes Counselor. When Tin Man returned me to the Enterprise, I realized, this is where I belong. In fact, I am certain that none of the rest of you need to be here at all. Computer, recognize Picard, Jean-Luc. Deactivate all life support functions, and establish security code lockout of all command functions
Computer: Enter code
Data: One seven three four six seven three two one four seven six Charlie three two seven eight nine seven seven seven six four three, Tango seven three two Victor seven three one one seven eight eight eight seven three two four seven six seven eight nine seven six four three seven six, lock
Troi: Data? You do understand
Data: Yes Counselor. When Tin Man returned me to the Enterprise, I realized, this is where I belong. In fact, I am certain that none of the rest of you need to be here at all. Computer, recognize Picard, Jean-Luc. Deactivate all life support functions, and establish security code lockout of all command functions
Computer: Enter code
Data: One seven three four six seven three two one four seven six Charlie three two seven eight nine seven seven seven six four three, Tango seven three two Victor seven three one one seven eight eight eight seven three two four seven six seven eight nine seven six four three seven six, lock
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