TVH Line-by-Line

[DeVario]

SHOP OWNER: (shrugs) Mm...

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: That's all there is, so don't splurge. Well Spock, thanks to your restored memory, we're here in the streets of San Francisco searching for a pair of Humpback Whales. How do you suppose to solve this minor problem?

 

[Brian]

SPOCK: Simple logic will suffice. I will juxtapose our coordinates on this map and find our destination.

 

[LeadHead]

^ Fixing that a little.
Spock: Simple logic will suffice. I believe I will begin by making use of this map. I have the bearing and distance that were provided by Commander Uhura. If we juxtapose those bearings, we should be able to locate our destination. Which lies at-

 

[CoveTom]

KIRK: I think we'll find what we're looking for at the Cetacean Institute in Sausalito. A pair of humpback whales named George and Gracie.

 

[Jeyl]

Spock: How do you know this?

 

[Cmndr J Crichton]

Kirk: Simple logic.

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: What does it mean "Exact Change?"

 

[Jeyl]

Kirk: Uh.. (HONK!)

 

[LeadHead]

McCoy: Do you have any idea how you're gonna convert this thing?

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY: Ordinarily I'd use a piece of transparent aluminum.

 

[LeadHead]

Sulu: I'm afraid you're a number of years too early for that.

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY: I know...

 

[LeadHead]

Scotty: (continuing) We've got to find the 20th Century equivalent.

McCoy: But where?

 

[Jeyl]

Uhura: Did you find it?

 

[LeadHead]

Chekov: Yes, under US Government. Now we need directions. Excuse me Sir, can you direct me to the Naval Base in Alameda? It's vere they keep the Nuclear Wessels. NU-CLE-AR WESSELS? Excuse me, ve are looking for the Nuclear Wessels. Hello, can you direct me to the Naval Base in Alameda-


SO GLAD to get this one!

 

[Brian]

(operating completely from memory here -- which has proven pretty fallible lately, lol -- since there are no script references for this lady's gem of a response...)

LADY: I'm not sure I know the answer to that. I think it's across the bay, in Alameda.

(Not like the script references which are available are at all accurate, anyway.)

 

[LeadHead]

^ Right before that

Uhura: Can you help us?

Chekov: Ve are looking for the Naval Base in Alameda, can you tell us vere the Nuclear Wessels are?

Now we're caught up.

 

[Brian]

See?!

 

[Cmndr J Crichton]

Checkov: That's what I said, Alameda.