Picture Kirk as Scarlet and Spock as Rhett...I figure she's the kid of some Romulan hottie who got fixated on his Southern charm.The galaxy is so teenie weenie.. yah, sounds right for Season 4+ ENT.
(Of which I am a huge fan, but I'm owning the wank.)
Except he's not allowed his Southern charm because he's a Romulan.
Really odd stuff.