TUC Line-by-Line

[Leandar]

Klingon Listening Post Officer: (in Klingon) Whither are you bound? Over...

 

[Brian]

SCOTTY: What is your destination. Over.

 

[Leandar]

Uhura: Rura Penthe.... we art condemning food... things and...supplies... over...

 

[sbk1234]

^^^^Instead of the word "delivering," I think she actually said, "condeming."

 

[Brian]

^ Minor, but hilarious, correction... "we is condemning food"

KLINGON: Don't catch any bugs. Bwahaha!

 

[LeadHead]

McCoy: Would you mind explaining that little trick you do?

 

[Leandar]

^^^^Instead of the word "delivering," I think she actually said, "condeming."

Fixed, thanks.

Martia: I'm a chameloid.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: I've heard about you, Shapeshifters. I thought you were mythical.

 

[Brian]

MARTIA: Give a girl a chance, Captain. It takes a lot of effort.

 

[Leandar]

McCoy: I don't doubt it. Stop me if I'm wrong but do we really have any way of knowing if this is the real you?

 

[Brian]

MARTIA: I thought I would assume a pleasing shape. We're outside the shield. Now it's your turn, Captain.

 

[CoveTom]

KIRK: If you say so... *whap!*

 

[LeadHead]

McCoy: Are you crazy?!

 

[Brian]

KIRK: She didn't need our help getting anywhere. Where did she get these convenient clothes? And don't tell me that flare is standard prison issue. It's to let them know where we are. Ask her what she's getting in return.

 

[CoveTom]

MARTIA: A full pardon... which doesn't cover this.

 

[Leandar]

Kirk: An accident wasn't good enough! Come on, Spock...

 

[LeadHead]

Martia: Good enough for one, two would have looked suspicious (Transforms into Kirk) Killed while attempting escape, now that's convincing for both! (McCoy looks at "Kirk") Surprise!

 

[Leandar]

Kirk: Your friends are late.

 

[LeadHead]

"Kirk": They'll be along.

 

[Leandar]

Kirk: I can't believe I kissed you!