TSFS Line-by-Line

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Your sense of humors returned.

 

[Jeyl]

McCoy: The hell it has. What's that?

 

[Captain Mike]

KIRK: Lexorin.

 

[LeadHead]

McCoy: Lexorin. What for?

 

[Jeyl]

KIRK: You're suffering from a Vulcan Mind Meld Doctor.

* I so wanted that line.

 

[Captain Mike]

McCOY: That green blooded son of a bitch!...It's his revenge for all those arguements he lost!

 

[Jeyl]

KIRK: Give me your hand. This will make you well enough to travel.

 

[SantaTom]

SULU: Where's Admiral Kirk?

 

[Captain Mike]

GAURD: He's with the prisoner.

 

[Jeyl]

SULU: Get him quickly. Commander Starfleet needs him right away. *Security guard secretary yawns* Hmm. Been keeping you busy?

 

[SantaTom]

GUARD: Don't get smart, tiny.

 

[Captain Mike]

GAURD 1: Admiral.....

 

[SantaTom]

KIRK: This man is sick. Here, take a look...

 

[Captain Mike]

SULU: (after Kirk enters, after knocking out the first guard) Side elevator,...agents on their way up.

 

[Jeyl]

^ Add in "Don't call me tiny."

KIRK: Unit two, this is One. The Kobayashi Maru has set sail for the promised land. Acknowledge.

 

[Captain Mike]

SULU: Side elevator! Agents on their way up! *Flips guard, shoots console* Don't call me tiny.

I decided to leave another funny line to someone else,..

CHEKOV: Message acknowledged, all units vill be informed.

 

[DeVario]

MCCOY: You're taking me to the promised land?

 

[SantaTom]

KIRK: What are friends for?

 

[Captain Ice]

Int. Deserted corridor - EXCELSIOR

Mr. Scott, looking cautiously around, stands by the elevator door in the empty corridor. The elevator door opens and as Scott is preparing to step in, Styles steps out. Styles is an officer about Kirk's age. If he's a little stuffy, it's pardonable. He does, after all, have the plum assignment in all of Starfleet.

Styles: Ah, Mr. Scott. Calling it a night?

 

[sbk1234]

Scott: Yes, sir.

Styles: Turning in myself. I'm looking forward to breaking some of Enterprise's speed records tomorrow.