True Blood SEASON 7

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Now that's how you do an episode. Even the crappy whiny characters had sharp scenes that kept them in character but didn't drag out their worst bits. Excellent music too. I loved the change overs to the Bill in the waiting room and elevator music scenes.

This is a big build up with the Tara stuff, I assumed there would be something about hep V in her reveal when we get it but now apparently Sarah is the Messiah.

I am hoping all these extraneous stories like Adalyn getting kidnapped are going somewhere. I am assuming Violet just wants her own personal fairy cellar.

Here's the book the waiting room receptionist Bill talked to was reading:

http://www.amazon.com/The-Why-Not-Victor-Banis/dp/0809501279

 

[Mister Fandango]

Did they really have to pull the Yakuza's cars straight out of Tokyo Drift? XD So damn cartoony.

 

[RJDiogenes]

I wonder if other people can become a walking cure by getting a transfusion from Sarah.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Maybe it follows on, maybe her sister is now also the cure.

Or maybe the entire world will feast on Sarah until she dies.

Or maybe, and yes THIS IS IT!!! The Tokyo mob will liquefy Sarah and dilute her into millions of liters of True Blood and sell her for thousands of dollars a liter and everyone will buy it and be cured and the Tokyo mob will be rich again.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Are we sure that they are the 400 year old Criminal Cartel called the Yakuza and that they're not a bunch of entitled rich boys with swords who racists think are the Yakuza because they just happen to be Japanese?

Domino's Pizza could start hitting people on the side, but they're not the Maffia.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

They captured Eric. They are real.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Eric is %90 walking dead.

Wait?

I mean, Eric is really sick.

That they captured Pam however is particularly impressive.

Still.

Special Forces Group trained body guards would get the job done better than drug selling street thugs

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

These are the elite special forces of the Yakuza.

But not the stealth ones, those stayed home obviously.

KILL ALL THE REPUBLICUNTS!!!

 

[Mr. Adventure]

Are we sure that they are the 400 year old Criminal Cartel called the Yakuza and that they're not a bunch of entitled rich boys with swords who racists think are the Yakuza because they just happen to be Japanese?

Domino's Pizza could start hitting people on the side, but they're not the Maffia.

I did think their Fast and the Furious reject cars didn't really help to shake that impression.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Of course I did not notice these cars.

 

[Guy Gardener]

The only reason to have those swords is if they are made of silver.

But even then, steel cuts through Vampire flesh fine that a hundred bucks worth of steel is as effective as 9 thousand dollars worth of silver.

Posers.

 

[Tom]

...and pencils or the smallest bit of wood (like what they put in those bullets) can kill a vampire in this show.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

But you need buzz and style so that your reputation proceeds you. To engender fear. Running around with No. 2 pencils sticking out of your pocket isn't going to do this.

 

[Mister Fandango]

I really adore the witch doctor. It's a shame she was MIA all these seasons after her first appearance.

 

[Shanndee]

Yaye! Rutger Hauer! And they fixed his troll doll hair...no, wait. I might be a little sad about that.

He still has the best eyes. Able to portray compassion one second and cold creepiness the next without even blinking between emotions.

 

[RJDiogenes]

So much for Sookie's Fairy powers being the solution to Hep V. Seems strange since she's allegedly the star of the show (although maybe having sex with her will be found to be healing-- that would certainly suit the show).

Eric and Pam and the Yakuza guy should have bagged Sarah's sister's remains to be analyzed. Or Eric should have just eaten some. Have they ever said what happens if a vampire drinks another vampire's blood?

And Arlene gets a sex scene. Good for her!

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

"Now I ain't no homo. But you have to admit he is a handsome devil." Oh I so want this as my sig.

I am in love with both Pam and Eric. It is very satisfying.

OMG fuck off with these stupid Bill sepia flashbacks! BUT. WAIT. I have had a revelation about them. A prediction. Caroline, long dead wife of Bill, is coming back. Why else the lingering moments on the graves? Why else the interminable scenes of Bill's stupid courtship?

I love the crabby dwarf doctor, we should have had crabby dwarf doctor ALL the time.

wtf is wrong with Jason? Must he bone every gf of Hoyts? It's because he is a usurper. That's his orientation USURPER.

I loved how in this scene there is all this soppy pathos "poor hoyt, mommy is dead" music and then as soon as this happens the music STOPS and all you are aware of is this blonde's breasts against Jason's back.

Absolutely inspired.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Pam and Eric were sleeping in the same bed together. The moment is getting closer.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

That was pretty great though google spoiled me on the death which really pissed me off. Lots of intense stuff though.

What is with Bill's big no blood please, I'm having dreams deal?

 

[Tom]

Sookie really is a tramp, she get with Bill less than two weeks after Alcide dies. We are reminded of this again when we see her driving Alcide's truck around.

Good to see Eric at full strength again.