"Trials and Tribble-ations" Line-by-Line

[Leandar]

Sisko: This was the first Enterprise. Constitution-class.

 

[LeadHead]

Dulmur: His Ship.

 

[Leandar]

Lucsly: James T. Kirk.

 

[LeadHead]

Sisko: The one and only.

 

[Leandar]

Lucsly: Seventeen separate temporal violations. The biggest file on record.

 

[Ziz]

Dulmer: The man was a menace. What was the date of your arrival?

 

[LeadHead]

Sisko: Stardate 4523.7.

 

[Leandar]

Dulmur: A hundred and five years, one month, and twelve days ago.

 

[LeadHead]

Lucsly: A Friday.

 

[Leandar]

Dulmur: What was the Enterprise doing?

 

[LeadHead]

Sisko: She was orbiting one of the old Deep Space Stations, K-7, near the Klingon Border. Security reported that just before we were thrown back in time, someone stunned the deputy who was guarding the orb and broke into the cabin. It didn;t take us long to realize who it was.

 

[CoveTom]

(Mess Hall)

WORF: His real name is Arne Darvin. He is a Klingon altered to look human.

(A Klingon whose real name is Arne Darvin?)

Well, 7 including the NX-01, but since this was produced prior to Ent, I'll let this one go. Bwahahahahahaha!

I write that one off on the basis that the NX-01 wasn't a Federation ship, which is obviously what they were counting. Lots of ships throughout history have been named Enterprise, but they didn't count all those.

 

[Leandar]

Jadzia: His surgeon does nice work.

Well, 7 including the NX-01, but since this was produced prior to Ent, I'll let this one go. Bwahahahahahaha!

I write that one off on the basis that the NX-01 wasn't a Federation ship, which is obviously what they were counting. Lots of ships throughout history have been named Enterprise, but they didn't count all those.

Precisely. The 1701 is the First Federation starship Enterprise.

 

[LeadHead]

^True. But since the Defiant hadn't landed in the Pacific Ocean, I think our friends at Temporal Investigations were pretty sure Sisko didn't mean the Aircraft Carrier.

Odo: We're assuming he came aboard the Defiant for the expressed purpose of gaining access to the orb.

 

[Leandar]

^^Hey, idea for Star Trek XII!!! lol

O'Brien: Any idea why he brought us back to this point in time?

 

[CoveTom]

WORF: We have a theory. This is Darvin as he appeared during that time period. At this moment, he is aboard Space Station K-7, posing as a Federation official.

 

[Leandar]

Bashir: So you're saying he's a spy?

 

[LeadHead]

Odo: The younger Darvins Mission was to derail Federation Colonization Efforts by poisoning a shipment of grain which was... which is being stored aboard the station. However, 18 hours from now, James Kirk will expose him, and he will be arrested.

 

[Brian]

WORF: That arrest will end his career. Klingon Intelligence will turn their back on him and he will become an outcast.

 

[Leandar]

Odo: From what we've been able to piece together, he spent the next hundred years eking out a meager living posing as a human merchant. Then in a final indignity, he was trapped in Cardassian space by the Klingon invasion.