Trek XI Caption Contest #9: High Anxiety

[Rat Boy]

Hey! You over there! Turn off your engine and step out of the car, because it's time for another caption contest. First, let's read the riot act to...

For the picture of Peter Weller's first audition for RoboCop, our winner is...

Cop : What is your name ?

Kid Kirk : James Tibirus Kirk.

Cop : What is your quest ?

Kid Kirk : To seek out new life forms and new civilizations.

Cop : What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow ?

Kid Kirk : African or European ?

Cop : I don't know.... (gets tossed from cliff) AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH !

Next, for the picture of Uhura watching her 100 credit bet on Carolina going out the proverbial window, our winner is...

Uhura: Why don't you open your own damn hailing frequencies?

And the Photoshop winner:

beedie beeddie beedie -- Where's the fire.....Buck? -- beedie beedie beedie

Congratulations to the winners and here's the ever-growing list:

Nerys Myk - 3
Amasov - 3
middyseafort - 2
M'Sharak - 2
cooleddie74 - 2
seigezunt - 2
Outpost4 - 2
Woulfe - 2
Herkimer Jitty - 1
26138 - 1
jptrekker - 1
Kirby - 1
Alpha_Geek - 1
The Squire of Gothos - 1
Zachary_Smith - 1
Plum - 1
3 of 11 - 1
jongredic - 1
Super Grover - 1
Candlelight - 1
B.J. - 1
Gertch - 1
trampledamage - 1
T'Aerwynd - 1
shivkala - 1
Hartzilla2007 - 1
Jackson_Roykirk - 1


This week, we've got a couple more from the trailer. You'd be surprised how many "blink and miss it" images there are in it. First up, Spock helps his mom get away from the robocop from last week's caption contest after another one of those "incidents" at a Vulcan department store. Our second features Kirk second-guessing his decision to become a Starfleet captain. Happy captioning and holidays:

 

[Rat Boy]

Amanda: "Are you sure we parked here?"

Kirk: "Where's Spock and those annoying rocket boots when I need them?"

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

Kirk [thinking]: I should really cut back on those spicy foods.

 

[Franklin]

Spock: THE WOMEN!

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

SPOCK: "Where am I? I was just minding my business in a department store when this women grabbed me and took me away."

MCCOY: "He's a science officer, not a handbag!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: There are no crashed survivors on Talos. This has all been somesort of trap. We've lost the captain, do you read?

Kirk: Join Starfleet, Pike says, see the universe, find your destiny... yeah, right...

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

KIRK: "This is why we build ships on the ground in the Abramsverse! So shit like this doesn't happen!"

 

[FabiusMaximus]

"You're damn right we're leaving in the middle of it. Tom Cruise was so miscast as a Nazi. And what a shitty film to show during the holidays."

"I... have had... enough of... you!!!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: "Space is danger and blah... blah." Bones is so going to say, "told ya so."

 

[Rat Boy]

That's the last time Kirk ever criticizes a Romulan for having a smiley face tattoo on the back of his head.

 

[BoxWhatBox]

Nero: "Kirkkk... I can see your house from h... um never mind...."

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

Nero [in a villainous manner]: ...and even though you have prevented me from using my GSD -- or "Giant Space Drill", you will nevertheless never be able to escape the clutches of my GFE -- or "Giant Fire Enima"


ps. yeah...I realize that this post and my previous "too much spicy food" entry seem to display a recurring theme, but please don't read too much into that .

 

[M'Sharak]

KIRK: That kid gets NO TIP!​

"Spock... "
"What is it, mother?"
"Why does it smell like curry? Why?!"
​

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"You had better HOPE that head scarf wasn't shoplifted, Mother..."

NERO:"Things just got worse for you, Kirk!

I have to go wee-wee. Bad."

 

[captcalhoun]

Quick, Spock, get to the car before the store detective catches up!

Kirk: What am I doin'? Oh, just hangin' around...

 

[cooleddie74]

AMANDA:"NO!!!

I swear, my son!! I bought this outfit! I want a Vulcan advocate to represent me!!!"

KIRK:"If I die, at least I'll perish with the satisfaction that my penis is a LOT bigger than yours...

Tiny."

 

[Nerys Myk]

AMANDA: Oy, your step-brother Sybok would never have let this happen.

SPOCK: Ma!!!!

NERO: Commander Kruge says hello!

 

[cooleddie74]

AMANDA:"Wait!!!

We can't just leave poor Tim Burton behind to die!!!"

NERO:"Die well, Kirk."

KIRK:"I'm staring up into your crotch.

I think any shot of that happening just went out the window."

 

[Woulfe]

Star Trip : IX won another one, what are the odds ?

Amanda : Watch out for that falling Vasquese rock to the right. Now there's another Vasquese rock to your left. Watch where you're going, Son.

Spock ( thinking ) I joined Star Fleet for THIS ?

Nero : I've seen things you wouldn't believe....

Kirk : Try me....

Nero : Sulu nakkid....

Kirk : Okay, that I haven't seen.... Nore do I want to.... That was a TMI.

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Quick...I know a place we can hide. It's called Teh Baba Fan Club. We'll be safe for years."

KIRK:"By the way...your head tattoos?

TOTALLY gay."