Trek XI Caption Contest #8: Excuse Me?!

[shivkala]

Cop: What is your name?
Kirk: I'm sorry, but I didn't get your name. I got that you named your bike Vincent, right? But I didn't get...
Cop: My name's Pith. And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this shit.

Even during boring missions, no one quite knew what to make of Uhura's, "I'm a mime trapped in invisible glass," trick.


BTW, thanks for the win! There were some damned good captions last week!

 

[Rat Boy]

Uhura walked in on Spock's physical in sickbay. Needless to say, she wouldn't mind doing some nude jumping jacks with the Vulcan.

 

[wamdue]

Uhura: oh god, THATS! 2 Girls one cup

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Cop: "Umm... Hello? Anyone? Can someone help me? I'm looking for the San Francisco shipyards. Is this Fisherman's Wharf? Um, h-hello?"

True to his word, Jack Sparrow paid Annamaria back with an even bigger and better ship.

 

[Woulfe]

Star Trip : Look deep into my XI.....

Cop : What is your name ?

Kid Kirk : James Tibirus Kirk.

Cop : What is your quest ?

Kid Kirk : To seek out new life forms and new civilizations.

Cop : What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow ?

Kid Kirk : African or European ?

Cop : I don't know.... (gets tossed from cliff) AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH !

Uhura ( thinking ) : This MUST be the mirror universe all these controls are backwards to me, and on top of that, I don't don't look like myself at all.

 

[Rat Boy]

Cop (singing): "Weeeeeee represent
The Lollipop Guild,
The Lollipop Guild..."

 

[Qonos]

Garthal was overjoyed to be the first Liliputian on the Moon.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Robert Blake in Electra Glide in Blue 3000

 

[cooleddie74]

Yet another embarrassing mishap for the descendants of Tara Reid.

 

[cooleddie74]

"You'd better have a cleverly faked license with a counterfeit holostrip, son!"

"Well. Guess J.J. went and saved the best...for laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Saldana slowly realized that sleeping with the producer wasn't as essential to the Uhura character as Abrams claimed.

 

[M'Sharak]

Young James Tiberius Kirk [O.C.]: It's a fair cop!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Uhura: Captain, I'm afraid.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Damn tumbleweeds...

blow and roll at unsafe speeds through MY jurisdiction, will ya?"

 

[cooleddie74]

VANESSA WILLIAMS

The Next Degradation

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Uhura: Why don't you open your own damn hailing frequencies?

 

[cooleddie74]

"How come you fellas get sleeves and I have to settle for a plate-glass dartboard and ponytail?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Uhura, after finding out she has to kiss Kirk in the third season.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Uhura, after finding out she has to kiss Kirk in the third season.

Uhura: "I'd rather eat razor blades and drink a cup of acid than kiss that bloated egotistical shit- shat- Shatner."

 

[Ward Fowler]

President-elect Barack Hussein Obama? You gotta be shittin' me.