Trek XI Caption Contest #8: Excuse Me?!

[cooleddie74]

"Quick! Someone throw a Wacky Wallwalker at this thing!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"You have the right to remain canon...

anything you say or transport can and will be used against you in a court of continuity."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Ponch3000 beta testing.

 

[M'Sharak]

Ponch3000 beta testing.

Just wait for that to come back around in another contest as CHaPs. With sidekick/wingman Officer Jon "Vomit" Baker.

 

[DeafPoet]

*Uhura walks onto the bridge and a 23rd Century convenience store height scale immediately zeroes in on her head*

UHURA: I thought we were past racial profiling!

 

[Gepard]

^^Assless CHaPs?

 

[M'Sharak]

^ The same. Ladies and gentlemen, start your Photoshops!

 

[Starpaul20]

Trip: GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!

 

[Rat Boy]

^ The same. Ladies and gentlemen, start your Photoshops!

Wait until you see my Christmas card.

 

[3 of 11]

With apologies to Chicago...

In the Heeeeeat of the Day
I've got trouble dangling off a wall
In the Heeeeeat of the Day
Continuity, damn it all
But hold on
It won't be long
If you be strong
And we'll be alright
In the Heeeeeat of the Day

In the Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaat of the Day

 

[Outpost4]

"Open Water 2" having exhausted the concept, the movie's producers next tried "Open Desert".

 

[Outpost4]

And with the top knot, Uhura stood 5' 4".

 

[Rat Boy]

It was at that moment that Uhura realized she was standing in front of a graph that measured the size of her breasts.

 

[Nerys Myk]

ABRAMS (o.c.): Cut!!!!

SHATNER: Sorry, are you filming a movie?

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Uhura: "What do you mean 'you have to be at least 5' 8" to ride the shuttlecraft'?"

 

[Vassa]

Cop: James Tiberius Kirk, this is your second violation of local ground speed ordinances. Another violation WILL result in loss of your license. Do you understand me?
Kirk, OC (quietly): Definitely time for a new program. (louder) Officer, I can explain!

 

[cooleddie74]

Distorted PETER WELLER voice:"FREEZE, Ham Actor!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Hi!

I'm Vanessa Williams, and you're watching VH-1's I Love the 2260s! Stay tuned for the all-new episode about 2268!"

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

Ponch3000 beta testing.

Just wait for that to come back around in another contest as CHaPs. With sidekick/wingman Officer Jon "Vomit" Baker.

...and also starring Chris Pine as a brash young Sergeant Getraer.

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

beedie beeddie beedie -- Where's the fire.....Buck? -- beedie beedie beedie