CAPTAIN PROTON:
The CHiPs Generation
Trek XI Caption Contest #8: Excuse Me?!
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CAPTAIN PROTON:
The CHiPs Generation
Unbeknownst to Kirk and Spock, Uhura could hear their frat boy talk about their wanting a threesome with her due to the acoustics of the bridge.
Uhura: What the hell does "10 GNIREENIGNE" mean??
Kirk: I don't know -- sounds like the address of an Amsterdam hash bar. Why?
Uhura: What the hell does "10 GNIREENIGNE" mean??
"We'll see you Nero! We'll see you like we saw the Nightrider!"
SALDANA:"J.J.?
Ummmm...maybe the graphics department should give this transparency another crack? The Dolby people are gonna go APESHIT over this logo here."
COPS is filmed on-location with the men, women and artificial life forms of the Midwestern District Law Enforcement Agency of North America.
All suspects are considered non-canon until convicted of reboot in a court of law.
Captain Robau is such a bad ass that his motorcycle defies the Law of Gravity.
Biker: "I am The Ghost Rider. Prepare for my *penance stare*."
"Like my ride, kid?
Got it cheap from a dude with red face tattoos and horns. And this weird-ass laser sword."
UHURA:"Captain to the bridge!
Red Alert!!
The new flat Nintendo interface just stopped working!!"
CHiPs' Sergeant Getraer: James -- I am your father.
"Do you even KNOW how fast you were violating continuity, Mister Abrams? I'm gonna have to ask for your filmmaking license."
Heh heh heh.
"Someone's stealing the wheels off m- ... ? Oh, no -- you're not going to fool me with that one again, kid!"
Uhura: Hailing frequencies open, Captain.
Kirk: What did you say?
Uhura: I said the hailing frequencies are open, Captain Kirk.
Kirk: Huh?
Uhura: HAILING FREQUENCIES OPEN, CAPTAIN!
Kirk: I can't understand a word you're saying.
Uhura: THE HAILING FRE...would somebody remove this damn glass wall!?!
I'll get skywalker but its going to cost your more
All Seeing Eye
Admiral
Mr Abrams, You are under arrest for continuity violation, anything you say is irrelevant. You are not entitled to a lawyer and your Human rights are hereby revoked. I'm in a good mood so i'm going to give you two choices, 1) you can jump over the edge of this cliff and end this the easy way or 2) you can stand there and I kick you over the edge. What's it to be?
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