Trek XI Caption Contest #8: Excuse Me?!

[Rat Boy]

You there! Yes, you! Conform with the rest of us because it's time for another caption contest. Off the bat, we turn to...

First, for the picture of Even Younger Spock wondering the precise amount of pressure he'd need to apply to snap the bullies' necks, our winner is:

Little Spock: I must warn you: I am perilously close to engaging in an activity the humans call "pitching a fit." It is illogical, but true nevertheless. I shall do so in precisely .3 minutes if you do not cease and vacate the immediate area.

And for the picture of what really's going on in Hangar 18:

Drill Sargent Beckett: For the last bleeding time, this is not a bloody Genii Uniform. Wrong franchise. Just because they both have "Star" in the title does not make them the same. Damn cadets can't tell the damn difference between a gate, a Trek, and Wars, anyway, where was I, oh right: You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station. Only a precise hit will set off a chain reaction. The shaft is ray-shielded, so you'll have to use proton torpedoes. I'm told it's just like shooting womp rats in your T-16s.

Congratulations to the winners and here's our updated totals:

Nerys Myk - 3
Amasov - 3
middyseafort - 2
M'Sharak - 2
cooleddie74 - 2
seigezunt - 2
Outpost4 - 2
Herkimer Jitty - 1
26138 - 1
jptrekker - 1
Kirby - 1
Alpha_Geek - 1
The Squire of Gothos - 1
Zachary_Smith - 1
Plum - 1
3 of 11 - 1
jongredic - 1
Woulfe - 1
Super Grover - 1
Candlelight - 1
B.J. - 1
Gertch - 1
trampledamage - 1
T'Aerwynd - 1
shivkala - 1

This week, we've got a couple more from the trailer taken from TrekCore.com. Our first is Officer Cylon pulling over a young Starbuck for speeding. Our second is Uhura checking to make sure she doesn't have spinach in her teeth. Enjoy:

 

[Rat Boy]

RoboCop: "Dead or alive, you're coming with me."

Uhura: "That shit was hiding under my bed the whole time?"

Kirk (off camera): "That's Captain Shit to you, Lieutenant."

 

[Outpost4]

"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."

Uhura: If this doesn't work out, maybe I can get a job on The Weather Channel.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Robocop: "Can you tell me where the set for Firefly is?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Young Kirk (off camera): "Don't phase me, bro!"

 

[Outpost4]

Uhura: Captain, why am I the only girl in this line-up? Captain? Captain!

 

[Outpost4]

Damn it, kid, that was the last good car Chevy made!

 

[John Picard]

Uhurah: "Why, that perverted honkey mutha ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Cop: "Now do you know why I pulled you over, sir?"

Jawa: "Kuh kiminay po luza?"

Cop: "Yes, you were doing fifty in a twenty-five zone. May I see your license, registration, and proof of insurance, please?"

Jawa: "Ookwass dok pundwa keena?"

Cop: "You don't have proof of insurance? Can I get you to step out of the sandcrawler, please?"

Jawa: "Utinni!"

Cop: "Wait, stop! All units, we got a runner!"

 

[M'Sharak]

"Pleased to meet you -- hope you guess my name."


Or:

Young Jim Kirk [OC, shouting]: I find your lack of face disturbing!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Uhura: Captain, may I suggest a luring fan dance to distract Nero?

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Officer: You have been judged.

Officer: You have been weighed, you have been measured and you have been found wanting.

 

[John Picard]

Cop: "Now do you know why I pulled you over, sir?"

Jawa: "Kuh kiminay po luza?"

Cop: "Yes, you were doing fifty in a twenty-five zone. May I see your license, registration, and proof of insurance, please?"

Jawa: "Ookwass dok pundwa keena?"

Cop: "You don't have proof of insurance? Can I get you to step out of the sandcrawler, please?"

Jawa: "Utinni!"

Cop: "Wait, stop! All units, we got a runner!"

 

[Kaziarl]

"Excuse me, I have to go. Somewhere there is crime happening..."

"Hold on, I think I'm lost again. Where the communication terminal?"

Kirk leaning closer to Spock. "I think she should have been blonde

 

[EyalM]

To her disappointment, Uhura discovered that in the 24th century, the glass ceiling has merely been replaced with a glass wall.

 

[Nerys Myk]

"This one goes to 11"

 

[FabiusMaximus]

G. Bush: "Let them bitches throw a shoe now!"

Scotty whispering to Chekov: "Now, laddie, take a look. Just as I expected - her tits have a radius of 240 degrees... Oh, Momma..."

 

[M'Sharak]

"Captain, Mr. Scott told me to watch this... "
"Yes. And... ?"
"It's on the 'E'. We're screwed, aren't we?"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

"I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle... Maybe you keep the trousers though."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Excuse me, son...

were you aware you had a left-rear continuity out?"

UHURA:"Can someone please fetch one of those fellas at Echo Base or Yavin to help me with this thing? For some reason, it keeps flashing 'Imperial Probe Droid detected at perimeter.' "