Trek XI Caption Contest #7: The In-Crowd

[Hambone]

"Men, some of you are about to die for your your planet. Some of you are about to be horribly maimed for your planet, while others of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. What do we know about the enemy? We don't know anything about their race, history, or culture, but one thing's for sure. They stand for everything we stand against."

 

[T'Aerwynd]

Little Spock: I must warn you: I am perilously close to engaging in an activity the humans call "pitching a fit." It is illogical, but true nevertheless. I shall do so in precisely .3 minutes if you do not cease and vacate the immediate area.

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

Lieutenant Beckett [trying to rally the troops]: "Over? Did someone say it's over? Was it over when Colonel Green massacred those colonists on Tarsus IV? Hell no!!

McCoy [to Kirk]: Colonel Green?

Kirk: Forget it, he's rolling.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Spock: Father, when I agreed to having this traditional coming of age Vulcan makeover I was not aware it involved a badly scissored bowl cut hair style and having my Human inherited eyebrows shaved off then reattached at an approximate 31 degree angle. My half human side of me is feeling strange sensations, I believe the Human term for this illogical feeling is displeasure and I am having a hard time trying to suppress it.

 

[M'Sharak]

"Hey, you... in the eleventh row... yeah, wearing the fake ears and the home-made "Rock Out with My Spock Out"
T-shirt... you... does the girl sitting next to you know what you've done to the popcorn bucket? Does she?"

 

[cooleddie74]

SERGEANT:"Bad news, Cadets.

We lost most of your luggage on the way here. You're going to have to settle for stuff we've got in storage dating back to the time of Admiral Jonathan Archer and the Great Academy Crab Infestation of 2178."

 

[cooleddie74]

BOBBY GOLDSBORO

Classic on ANY planet.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Sergeant Beckett: "All right, here are your assignments. Darnell, salt vampire. O'Herlihy, disruptor. Carlisle, crazy space probe. Kaplan, lightning. Hendorff, pod plant. Mallory, exploding rock."

Mallory: "Awww. I always get the exploding rock."

 

[Nerys Myk]

("I Don't Like Mondays" by the Boomtown Rats begins to play.)

VULCAN: Uh oh, this can't be good.

 

[T'Aerwynd]

Little Spock: *creepy voice* "Redrum! Redrum! Redrum! Redrum! Redrum!"
One of the Vulcans behind him: "Spock?"
Little Spock: "Redrum! Redrum! Redrum!"
One of the Vulcans behind him: "Spock, what's the matter?"
Little Spock: "Redrum!"
One of the Vulcans behind him: "Are you all right? Spock?"
Little Spock: "Spock is not present at this time."

 

[cooleddie74]

Orientation day at Flight Training was always awkward...but even moreso when the cadets had to settle for the shuttles with the broken emergency brakes.

 

[Guartho]

Once again, please remember women who are pregnant or think they may be pregnant, and people with known heart or back
conditions should not ride the Starfleet eXperience X-TREEEEEEEEEME! Now please board the "shuttlecraft" and sit as far to the left as you can to allow as many guests as possible to enjoy Starfleet eXperience X-TREEEEEEEEME!

 

[Nerys Myk]

BECKETT: Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

KIRK: Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

BECKETT: Thank you, Kirk

KIRK: No problem whatsoever.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kirk: "God, this is the cheesiest boarding area for a motion simulator ride I have seen. Ever. None of this even looks real."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock tried to use The Teachings of Surak to cover up his unexpected Pon Far, but it didn't quite work.

 

[Kaziarl]

BECKETT: Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

KIRK: Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

BECKETT: Thank you, Kirk

KIRK: No problem whatsoever.

How does the voting work, cause mine definitely goes to this one. Such a classic.

 

[M'Sharak]

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/9748/theincrowd2ql6.jpg

BECKETT: Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

KIRK: Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

BECKETT: Thank you, Kirk

KIRK: No problem whatsoever.

How does the voting work, cause mine definitely goes to this one. Such a classic.

There isn't any voting, per se. The winners are typically selected by the contest-runner, using criteria of his or her own choosing, and sometimes with input from a small number of other judges. However, the contests are really more about the exercise and about having some fun with ideas or playing with where the lines are drawn. If you want to point out one and say you really liked it, that's perfectly all right, too; the captioners enjoy hearing that someone got it.

 

[SPCTRE]

There isn't any voting, per se.

I somehow feel the sudden urge to re-watch a recent South Park episode.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Spock: "You told me we were going to Disneyland!"

Crowds of pedestrians are an extreme annoyance when searching for a parking space in a nearly full lot.

 

[M'Sharak]

There isn't any voting, per se.

I somehow feel the sudden urge to re-watch a recent South Park episode.

I'm not up on my South Park. Which episode?