Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Trailer Hitch

[Swarles Barkley]

Crewman behind Scotty, thinking to herself: Man...this guy looks sooo familiar...where have I seen him before?
Scotty: "That's it man, game over man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do? Hey Uhura, you ever been mistaken for a man?"
Uhura: "No Scotty, have you?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Scotty: Guess where I've been, laddies! Come on, guess. I'll give you a hint, it's where Jimmy boy's gone before and it's pretty wet up there.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Ah, come ON, Ed!

Get me a lager and a phaser! Those...those bloody Zombie Klingons are just outside the bloody turbolift doors!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Alright. You win.

But Klingon targs CAN look up."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Sarek: Let's not do this again in seven years.
Amanda: Well, I'm not the one who forgot to "raise the shields."

 

[cooleddie74]

AMANDA:"I don't get any more for almost seven whole years?


I want a divorce."

 

[Candlelight]

"Oh boy, I can't wait to fly on the USS... Yorktown??? Damn you JJ!!"

What's everyone got against the Yorktown, anyway?

I just picked a name at random. Meant no offence!

 

[Nerys Myk]

AMANDA: Look Sarek, your first son.

SAREK: uhh....about that....

 

[Mr_Splotch]

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[E-Blonde]

Scotty: Aye captain. We were just washing the dog when all of a sudden there was a surge in the pressure. The hose was violently flailing about like a Klingon with a clean spot on his arse. Then it hit the leever and zerrinnnng no more dog.

Scotty explains what happened to Archer's dog.

 

[E-Blonde]

Young Kirk wishes he too had a spaceride to pimp.​

 

[Rat Boy]

Young Kirk wishes he too had a spaceride to pimp.​

I'm wondering how long before someone photoshops in X-Zibit.

 

[seigezunt]

The makers of the latest Star Trek movie drew their inspiration from a variety of sources, including the Peter Pan comic book/record adventures. Thus making Uhura a white man and Sulu a black woman.

awesome!

 

[ancient]

KIRK: "Huh. Some things are still made in America."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

The makers of the latest Star Trek movie drew their inspiration from a variety of sources, including the Peter Pan comic book/record adventures. Thus making Uhura a white man and Sulu a black woman.

awesome!

Thanks!

 

[Sector 7]

Workers: (Singing) "Can we build it?"

Kirk: "Yes we can!"

Amanda: "I'm thirsty, Sarek. Make me a drink."

Sarek: "Vasquez on the rocks?"

Scotty: "Sorry I missed head count. I was taking a shower." (Name this obscure reference)

 

[Sector 7]

"If you build it they will come."

Originally posted by RatBoy
Now on to our next contest so certain people will stop PM'ing me about it.

Umm... yeah sorry about that.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Wow... someday, I'm going to be in command of this ship, and as God is my witness, I WILL do great things. And then, I'll blow the fucker up over some backwater planet near the Buttfuck Nebula with a shitload of Klingon bastards aboard."

"I do not understand your fascination with the star designated on the Earth starcharts as 'Betelgeuse.'"

 

[Candlelight]

Originally posted by RatBoy
Now on to our next contest so certain people will stop PM'ing me about it.

Umm... yeah sorry about that.

Yeah me too, sorry.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Chekov: "F***king Vindows Wista."

Scotty snapped when he realised there would be incessant jokes about him having a little red on him the moment he changed into uniform.