Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Trailer Hitch

[Rat Boy]

Amanda: "He definitely takes after you."

Sarek: "Oh?"

Amanda: "Look."

*lifts up blanket*

Sarek: "Indeed. Bifurcated."

 

[Candlelight]

Amanda: "What do you think of my coat?"
Sarek: "It is nice"
Amanda: "..."
Sarek: "You stole it didn't you?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHEKOV: Now I know ve are in trouble. Ve lost de Kepten and a hostess!

 

[Candlelight]

Sarek was still trying to understand human females. The emotions were one thing, and the customs were another, but it was the fact her legs were over the side of the bed and STILL there was an enormous mound under the blankets...

 

[smegger56]

Scotty: "Heeeere's scotty!"

 

[cooleddie74]

AMANDA:"He has your latex ear tips..."

 

[cooleddie74]

"The bloody bathroom?

DO NOT...go in there!!!

WHEWWWWW!!!"

 

[Samurai8472]

Amanda- I'll name her Leia

 

[cooleddie74]

SAREK:"Do not worry, my wife.

I will find a safe place to hide our son."

OWEN:"That pointy-eared freak in the robes isn't coming back to get this weird brat...

is he?





DAMN."

 

[Finnegan]

Amanda: For the last time: NO!! You are NOT drowning our "half-breed kid"
in a sack in the river like you did last week with those cats!!

 

[cooleddie74]

SAREK:"Why...why does our child resemble Johnny Depp?"

 

[Finnegan]

CHEKOV: The Apple Store was inwented in Russia.

 

[Rat Boy]

When the mayor of Las Vegas said that the Star Trek Experience was coming back in a big way, he wasn't kidding.

Sarek: "I've always wanted to have a child with a robot."

Amanda: "A what?"

Sarek: "You can't fool me. I saw Alien Resurrection."

Chekov: "Keptin Pike kept making fun of me because I'm a wirgin, so I told him the last voman he vas vith turned out to be a frail old bat. That's vhy I'm being tranferred to vaste extraction tomorrow."

Scotty: "It was bloody murder getting out of that trash compactor, but thankfully that robot that looks like a mail box save me."

 

[cooleddie74]

"De Atari 7800 Super Joystick?

Inwented by a little old nerd in his basement in Leningrad."

 

[Rat Boy]

In addition to hostess podiums, the new bridge also features dubbing tables seen in the lower left. Perfect for when someone wants to do another cover of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds."

 

[Finnegan]

Kirk: The nacelles look all wrong. And don't even get me started on that deflector dish....

Amanda: Sarek, honey, you're sitting in the afterbirth....

Chekov: Can I get some freaking sunglasses before I go snowblind over here?

Scotty: Uuuurggh....That day-old haggis gave me food poisoning!!
Me poor bowels are bypassed like a Christmas tree.....

 

[Rat Boy]

Woman at the helm (thinking): Why do I get the feeling I'm going to be replaced by Vomit?

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Worker: (Offscreen) "Get this kid a hardhat."

Kirk: "We're gonna need a bigger hardhat."

Amanda: "Your face is softer than sand"

Sarek: "Shoot me now."

Ensign Jenkins tries out the new bridge urinal in the back.

Scotty: "You see, space isn't like a big tablecloth. It's more like a big ball of... wibbly wobbly warpy dwarpy stuff."

 

[Rat Boy]

Amanda: "Sweetheart, I know you're trying to be romantic, but did you have to repeatedly Photoshop Vasquez Rocks in our backyard?"

 

[Candlelight]

"Like this?"
"Amanda, you will never be able to do the mind meld, please stop trying"
"I sense you're angry with me"
"Oh... maybe it does work..."