Trek XI Caption Contest #22: One More To Go

[Rat Boy]

Look, I don't think this is working, so let's just agree to...start another caption contest. First, as usual, let's buy some pity drinks for...

For the precise moment where the romance went out of nuSpock and nuUhura's relationship, our winner is...

UHURA:"I will miss our time together Spock."

SPOCK: "Not nearly as much as I shall miss pulling that pony tail of yours and smacking your fine ass while we are...."

UHURA: "SPOCK!"

SPOCK: "Ah, yes, I am sorry. I digress. I shall miss you too."

And for Scotty's reaction to a preview of coming attractions, our winner is...

Scotty : So your saying I wind up getting fat, my nephew dies because the stupid lift goes to the bridge instead of sickbay, the only time I pick up a chick is Spock's leftovers, AND I wind up stuck in a trasnporter for almost 100 years, outliving most of my friends and family, wind up abord an Enterprise where I've been replaced by a blind guy with a viewmaster stuck on his head, and they just toss me into space on a shuttle after saving their asses. Screw that I'm going to Risa.

And our Photoshop winner weighs in on the greatest debates since "tastes great" or "less filling..."

This just had to be done, the look on his face just sells it even more.

Pegg: "Choose? Fucking choose? Are you totally insaaaaane? Thats like asking me which one my kids i want shot!"

Congratulations to our winners and here are our totals:

cooleddie74 - 6
Outpost4 - 5
middyseafort - 5
Nerys Myk - 5
Amasov - 3
Piper - 3
Herkimer Jitty - 3
SalvorHardin - 3
B.J. - 3
Skywalker - 3
Hartzilla2007 - 3
Classic Fan - 3
M'Sharak - 2
seigezunt - 2
Woulfe - 2
Kirby - 2
Civil Shadow - 2
The Squire of Gothos - 2
trampledamage - 2
Alrik - 2
26138 - 1
jptrekker - 1
Alpha_Geek - 1
Zachary_Smith - 1
Plum - 1
3 of 11 - 1
jongredic - 1
Super Grover - 1
Candlelight - 1
Gertch - 1
T'Aerwynd - 1
shivkala - 1
Jackson_Roykirk - 1
The Badger - 1
Captain Zog - 1
BriGuy - 1
J. Allen - 1
Lashmore - 1
Aragorn - 1
John Picard - 1
Samurai8472 - 1
Jimmy_C - 1
Cky - 1
S'kai - 1
Stag - 1
protocida - 1

Well, we have only a couple more weeks until the film's release, which means there's only one more contest left after this one. But, we can dwell on that next week when the big final blowout begins. This time, we have a picture of Pike telling Kirk that he parked in a tow-away zone and a picture of McCoy, Scotty, and Sulu having a sense of deja vu. Enjoy:

 

[Rat Boy]

Pike: "Dammit, you're here. I lost a bet with the bartender."

McCoy: "Dear God."

Scotty: "Borgas frat."

Sulu: "Meh. I've seen bigger."

 

[Samurai8472]

Kirk-What a piece of junk!

Pike-"She'll make point five past lightspeed. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK (Still hungover): So this is the shuttle back to Riverside?

PIKE: Yep. Be sure you sign the passenger list ....(under his breath) recruitment quota met, sucker.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Let's go bullseye some womprats in this baby."

Pike (muttering): "Wrong movie, dickhead."

 

[Classic Fan]

Woooah, three wins. Cheers.






Look closely...

Pike: "That Terminator get-up makes you look like an idiot."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Hey, excuse me...

Sir?

Captain Pike?


I...I just wanted to say before you left...

I always admired the way you handled the Nude Saurian Brandy incident about seven years ago. I've modeled my early adulthood on it."

SCOTTY:"That's bloody DISGUSTIN'!!!"

McCOY:"Meh.

I can make it shoot farther. And without the nostril."

 

[cooleddie74]

PIKE:"Can I help you with something, Mr. Kirk?"

KIRK:"Yeah, actually.

An alibi. I can't let my mom know I was tapping green hooker ass last night. It'll ruin my reputation with the whole family. Can I say I was with you getting STARFLEET ACADEMY ass?"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kirk: "Hey, Mr. Gas Station Attendant Dude: is the hose supposed to be leaking an opaque gas like that?"

McCoy: "Who are you?"

Pike (Offscreen): "Tell me your name, Medicine Master, and I shall tell ye mine."

McCoy: "..."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: I've always admired a man in uniform.

McCoy: For christsakes, Jim. Don't you know...
Scotty: Ack, Doc. Not another one of your rants on the dangers of space travel.
Sulu: Yeah. Yeah. We know. It's hazardous to our health.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Nice ride, Captain sir.

How many miles to the hooker and blow does she get?"

SULU:"Oh, my."

SCOTTY:"Borgas frat!!"

McCOY:"How did you get that in your EAR?!"

 

[cooleddie74]

PIKE:"I can give you a lift part of the way, Mr. Kirk.

The remaining 500 million kilometers? You're talented with that mouth of yours. You'll find a way."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: What in blazes are you all looking at?

Sulu: Doc, he looks just like you.
Scotty: Aye.
McCoy: Damnit, Jim. I'm a doctor not an animated cartoon character.

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Nude jumping jacks?"

 

[Kirby]

Following the unexpected failure of Star Trek, J.J. Abrams decided to use the cast's sequel obligation to reimagine Friends. In this scene, Joey (front), Ross (left), and Chandler (right) order coffee from Gunther (off screen portrayed by Chris Pine).

 

[Stag]

Scottie, McCoy and Sulu didn't quite know how to react to the loving kiss happening right in front of them and shared between Captain and First Officer !

 

[Stag]

Scottie: "Dr. McCoy, I've turned me head and coughed - would you mind lettin' go now?"

 

[Alrik]

Thanks for the nod R.B.

KIRK: "You weren't kidding. It does fly pretty well. Tell ya what. Knock another $100 off and you've got yourself a deal."

 

[Alrik]

KIRK: "What do ya say? Let me take the wheel. It's not like its anything new. I've been drivin' since I was like 8 years old."

PIKE: "Not a chance....I've seen the 'vette."

 

[Aragorn]

SCOTTY: "This is my 'contemplating what to do about the zombie attack' look."

SULU: "This is my stoned look."

McCOY: "How YOU doin'?"